Mocolate Milk

A term used because chocolate milk is just that damn good, usually used in pressure situations.

" Dude, don't fuckin touch my mocolate milk or I will slit your throat!"

by Rick May 05, 2004

Eddie Van Halen

World's greatest rock guitarist, ever.

A world class original, Eddie Van Halen raised the bar on what a human can do with six strings and a pick-up on wood.

by rick September 19, 2003

UGA

The University of Georgia located in Athens, GA where female undergraduates outnumber male undergraduates almost two to one!

If you can't get laid at UGA, you're a total fucking loser.

by Rick August 08, 2003

unfucked

1. (adj) fixed; rectified.
2. (noun) a virgin.

by Rick August 11, 2003

skillage

African bum disease.

Dude, Stewart's got skillage.

by Rick December 23, 2003

Dallas Cowboys

The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.

Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..

by Rick June 17, 2005

Hijacker

One who gets high -- usually with marijuana -- and proceeds to jack off.

See that guy over there? His roommates say he's a highjacker.

by Rick February 07, 2005