rick's definitions

bossed

Getting your dick sucked.

You about to get bossed?

by Rick February 12, 2005

Hijacker

One who gets high -- usually with marijuana -- and proceeds to jack off.

See that guy over there? His roommates say he's a highjacker.

by Rick February 7, 2005

Narphel da Gartox

Means you're not making any sense you mooncricket

Yo, are you narpheling da gartox?

by Rick January 27, 2005

shrump

Shrimp farts... Farts you get after having sushi

Boy... that sushi gave me the shrumps!

by Rick January 26, 2005

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

tree hugger

An environmentalist or one who believes trees and all living things should not be cut down or harmed. Someone who works to protect the environment from destruction or pollution.

Suzie's such a tree hugger she chained herself to a redwood to keep the loggers from cutting it down.

by Rick January 9, 2005

juba

is an african beer like a milk stout, traditional zulu beer

Pass me a Juba Dad, mum has dried up

by Rick January 7, 2005