After the bachelor party, I had to send all the guys feemails since I picked up the hotel and rental car. They better pay up.
by richard bullard barnes March 30, 2011
Get the Feemail mug.Dinflation is the phenomenon that occurs at a restaurant when the diners realize the check will likely be split evenly and over order, causing the final check to be inflated. The dinflation/over order is generally late in the meal and may be an extra bottle of wine, a digestif (e.g. port), or dessert that you wouldn't normally order.
This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in situations where a meal is spread out over many shared courses, where a bottle of wine is ordered & shared, when some of the party shows up late complicating things, or when patrons are not carrying cash and the polite thing to do is simply "split the check X ways" to save the waiter the headache.
This phenomenon is particularly prevalent in situations where a meal is spread out over many shared courses, where a bottle of wine is ordered & shared, when some of the party shows up late complicating things, or when patrons are not carrying cash and the polite thing to do is simply "split the check X ways" to save the waiter the headache.
The evening started out pretty reserved with just the three couples. But after a round of appetizers and two bottles of wine, folks realized the check was going to be complicated. Dinflation occurred when they set caution to the wind, ordered the most expensive cut of meat and someone even ordered a cigar.
by richard bullard barnes August 07, 2012
Get the dinflation mug.The state of limbo at a fitness facility where you are waiting for a piece of equipment that someone else is using and you have nothing else to do.
by richard bullard barnes November 14, 2012
Get the gymbo mug.A phrase used to describe a contestant or entry that is a loser, failure, or epic fail. Instead of "First Place", "Worst Place."
After the other three skateboarders rode the hand rail successfully, it was Tom's turn. He flew off the stairs and rode the rail down, but missed the landing and fell flat on his face. His buddy sarcastically remarked, "Nice Tom. You get Worst Place!"
by richard bullard barnes August 09, 2010
Get the worst place mug.A phrase used in the closing line of an email or verbal communication used to make fun of those who overuse the phrase "cool beans."
Tyler's email read:
Sounds good guys. We're meeting in front of the library at 8pm for the team run.
Makin' Porridge.
Tyler
Sounds good guys. We're meeting in front of the library at 8pm for the team run.
Makin' Porridge.
Tyler
by richard bullard barnes August 09, 2010
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by richard bullard barnes September 11, 2012
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While texting with Whitney, Jason typed: " U have a great weekend 2 :) "
Upon reading the smiley face Whitney, the emoticist that she was, texted back with great derision, "L8er" and decided to cease future discussions with that loser.
Upon reading the smiley face Whitney, the emoticist that she was, texted back with great derision, "L8er" and decided to cease future discussions with that loser.
by richard bullard barnes August 09, 2010
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