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Ruby lost her horniness when she got home and in bed with Sam and found out his dick was the size of her tube of lipstick. She had accidentally picked up a shawty at the bar.
by Richard Black March 5, 2005
Get the shawtymug. Racial make-up consisting of a blending of two previously separate races, mainly white and black and called mulatto.
Captain Beauregard visited the slave cabins as often as possible to have sex with the slave wenches. He was the cause of all of the biracial (mulatto) children on the plantation.
by Richard Black March 20, 2005
Get the biracialmug. Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.
Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.
Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.
by Richard Black April 2, 2005
Get the blindersmug. Tyrone and Brie Ann produced such lovely children, he as dark as the ebony keys, she as white as the white keys on a piano, and the children a lovely in-between mocha toned. Barren women had seen Tyrone and Brie Ann's products (shaded like soap opera stars) and wanted children like them, especially boys who were born already endowed.
To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.
There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.
To make sure Brie Ann had quads, Tyrone masturbated into petrie dish, causing it to overflow. The doctor collected five eggs from Brie Ann and fertilized them in petrie dishes with Tyrone's generous sperm and implated the fertilized eggs in Brie Ann's womb. Since she was carrying the children for others, she was now a surrogate mother even though the eggs were hers. All five matured to term and Brie Ann made five ladies happy nine months later.
There was a question about the legitimacy of these children as Tyrone and Brie Ann had never married.
by Richard Black April 17, 2005
Get the surrogatemug. A male homosexual who has a very effeminate swirling stroll as he walks turning from right to left as he advances, his clothes making a swishing noise somewhat like a broom sweeping the floor.
The swish librarian jumped from his desk and flitted across the room when the handsome student came in.
by Richard Black March 1, 2005
Get the swishmug. Tyrone had topped four girls after the senior prom already, and when Takeshia came along and groped him, he did not have the strenth to take her on.
by Richard Black March 2, 2005
Get the strenthmug. n. A couple (male and female) living together without the benefits of clergy. The union is legal as if a ceremony had been performed by a clergyman or a JP. It is unlawful if the couple ever pass themselves off as Mr. or Mrs. or if the female signs something with the prefix Mrs.
Tyrone and Brie Ann are good examples. They live together by common law so they can get all of the perks of the American system: free kids, free food via food stamps, health care, Pell grants for education, project housing, etc.
Tyrone is absent most of the time because he has three other women with whom he lives under similar arrangements. Tyrone's bitches are making a goodly income even if Brie Ann's quints are surrogate and somebody else got the government stipend. Brie Ann comes up missing periodically and it is not clear if there are other men in her life.
Tyrone is absent most of the time because he has three other women with whom he lives under similar arrangements. Tyrone's bitches are making a goodly income even if Brie Ann's quints are surrogate and somebody else got the government stipend. Brie Ann comes up missing periodically and it is not clear if there are other men in her life.
by Richard Black May 16, 2005
Get the common law marriagemug.