richard black's definitions

Blender

A woman who can perform oral sex like a blender.

I had a blender last night

by Richard Black December 30, 2003

carriage trade

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.

Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

onty

n. auntie; your mother or father's sister; pronounced and spelled 'onty' in ebonics.

From a Chicago bro' to a bro' in da Sip (Mississippi):

"I came down from Chicago to visit wif my onty in da Sip and to check out da white chicks."

by Richard Black September 27, 2007

hung

A well endowed penis. Most authorities agree in whites, the criteria is 7.5 inches in length in and 3 inches in girth. In blacks, one is said to be hung at 9.5 inches in length and 5 inches in girth.

Asian and other tan races are proportionatly smaller. A Japanese is hung at 6 inches, Chinese at 5.

Matt cruised only the hung boys, usually settling on a black one to trick with because of his endowment.

by Richard Black March 3, 2005

Jeet'chet

A southern expression for "Did you eat yet?"

McAllister's Deli has billboard signs with the expression, "Jeet'chet?"

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

gay

An acceptable girl's name into the 1960s.

Gay Anne Rhimes was homecoming queen at Central High in 1964.

Kathryn Gay Montgomery was queen in 1965.

by Richard Black March 28, 2005

piss hard-on

n. also piss hard; an erection induced by a need to empty the bladder upon awakening, with flaccidity returning as the bladder is drained. Wanking a piss hard-on produces no pleasure.

Tyrone awoke with a tentpole erection, but realized his piss hard was simply a need to relieve himself and not penetrate Brie Ann again.

by Richard Black May 8, 2005