richard black's definitions

reducing

v. on a diet; losing weight. A term heard in the deep south.

Have you noticed that Joyce is reducing? She now looks half-way decent in her tiny-weenie polka-dotted bikini.

by Richard Black October 9, 2005

pregnant sex

Having sex with pregnant women up to delivery.

Tyrone didn't have to ask the dr. if it was safe to continue sex during pregnancy because he knew other couples who had sex within a few hours of delivery. In fact, with Brie Ann's quints, he claims he broke her water with his final, ejaculating thrust. A nurse in the delivery room claimed there was semen on the face of the first out.

by Richard Black May 7, 2005

carriage trade

Guys needing a blow job who drop by a queen's place for quick relief at odd hours.

Sandy had so much carriage trade during the day he had almost quit cruising the strip at night.

by Richard Black March 14, 2005

beer piss

Extra urine produced by a human body that has consumed several cans/bottles of beer.

Preferred by gays into water sports.

Tyrone was the favorite to give golden showers simply because of the volume of urine he produced while drinking.

by Richard Black March 12, 2005

bugger

A nasal scraping derived from inhaled soil and mixed with nasal secretions and dried.

Dale dug and dug into his nose until he removed a bugger the size of a dime. He quickly flicked it across the school room and it landed in Sally's hair.

by Richard Black March 10, 2005

glory hole

In some porn shops professionally drilled penis holes with painted lips, heads, butts for the purpose of anonymous sex in the form of fellatio or buggery.

Beware, the guy on the other side might be straight and have a lit cigarette!

Jimmy learned to wait for a signal from the other side of the stall wall where the glory hole was.

His horniness suddenly left him when he stuck his cock through the glory hole and a straight guy touched the head of his cock with a lit cigarette.

by Richard Black March 2, 2005

troll

Usually an older, fat homosexual who can no longer attract a trick but wants to watch or interrupt those who are tricking. Often seen in secluded areas where there are public homosexual acts.

Jake had just gone down on his knees to give Tyrone some head, when out of nowhere walks up this fat troll.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005