richard black's definitions

parlor peter

a dildo or object used as a dildo; in the days when there were parlors and girls used to sit and rock and because of Victorian taboos, no boys were allowed, the girls got off by impovised dildos or parlor peters.

Clementine rocked back and forth in the rocker and in and out with her parlor peter, hoping by chance some wayward boy would stop by and take her to paradise.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005

mescan

Now living in Texas, one of Mescan heritage.

Since President Bush opened the borders, the whole state of Texas is overrun by Mescans.

by Richard Black March 1, 2005

turd in a punchbowl

Something that does not go over very well.

Nancy came dressed as a nun to Mike's sleep-over fuck party. Her appearance went over like a turd in a punchbowl.

by Richard Black March 4, 2005

duck butter

See smegma. This is a cross-reference.

Takeshia refused to give head to Tyrone because he had not pulled back is foreskin in a week.

by Richard Black February 27, 2005

alkyhall

n. alcohol. Pronounced as above phonetic spelling. Heard mainly in the Southern U. S., referring to liquid spirits.

'Don't fergit to brang back both rubbin' and drankin' alkyhall when you come back from town, heah?' said Pappy.

by Richard Black August 29, 2005

Squeet

A word that compresses the sentence, "Let's go eat." Heard in Southern dialect.

Squeet some doughnuts at the morning break.

by Richard Black August 4, 2007

peterbilt

stud, strong, macho, manly; like the guys who drive the trucks of the same name.

The girls all fell for Mike because he was a real Peterbilt.

by Richard Black March 30, 2005