richard's definitions

Ass monk

a ginger haired gamer from milton keynes who absolutely kicks ass at all games he will rape u at halo 2 or just win with obscenely high scores if u get into a vehicle (tut tut u n008z he will say) (possible variations include Ass monkeh and Mr AssHat)

hey look its ass monk.....
ahh im getting my ass kicked....
quick lets be n008s and get into a vehicle.....
argh he still kicked our asses

by richard January 6, 2005

hekko

A hilarious re-interpretation of the standard greeting 'hello'.

"Hekko Emily!"
"Hekko Dave!"

by Richard September 9, 2004

weeney

very

thats weeney good

by richard July 28, 2003

bad news

for guys, women are bad news. for girls, anything cool is bad news. Fuck dem bitches yall.

girls, heroin, strokers at parties, gunshot wounds

by richard February 26, 2004

lip skid

The act of skidding to a stop on one's face, or lower lip. To catch one's front edge while snowboarding, resulting in a wipe out where the rider ends up on their face. See bail and face plant

Holy shit, that guy just did a huge lip skid when he tried to stop on his snowboard

by Richard November 26, 2003

Chaz

a person intimidating or becoming the opposite sex.......see also transvestite

The dancer with rosey cheeks became a chaz after many years of surgury.

by Richard November 25, 2003

chili choker

A derogatory term for a person of Hispanic descent, usually used to denote their taste for hot, spicy foods.

"Hell, if we cain't find any more room for them chili chokers out in the fields, we can always have them roof the barn or clean the house!"

by Richard June 19, 2006