Dicksplash

Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.

James you dicksplash

by Richard July 23, 2003

westwood

Best radio DJ there has ever been and ever will be.The reason all you other DJ's work at the other stations.
All Haters FALL BACK

"hey did you listen to the Tim Westwood Rap show last night"

by Richard May 08, 2004

Shweet

Indespensable vocabulary. Goes along with dank and solid. I pity the fool that don't use the word 'shweet'

That bitch has a fuckin SHWEET ass!

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

stud missile

To hit someone in the face with your dick.

Dude, you got stud missiled.

by Richard April 19, 2003

owned

Getting schooled by another person. Humiliated beyond comprehension. Stunned that you just got beat in a bet. Especially when a person argues with you that they are right, but you prove them wrong without a doubt.

Lesley (Shaft) got owned by Richard (Fluff Daddy)
The '06 rock is NOT a class gift from the class of 2006!

by Richard March 03, 2005

quim

I am a Welshman, born and bred in Wales - a fluent Welsk speaker- never heard this word in our language and it is highly unlikely that it is of Welsh origin as no "Q" appears in the Welsh alphabet

the nearest possible spelling would be cwim in Welsh but this would have absolutley no meaining and if the word quim was said to any one of us we would not know what you would be talkng about

by richard January 18, 2005

zerbertious

*1 : Having the physical characteristics desirable for receiving a zerbert.
2 : sexually attractive
* Shows definition used in the example

I don’t really like Britney Spears, but I must admit: she is zerbertious.

by Richard May 17, 2003