richard's definitions

gayfag

A Cigarette that is unusually happy
and or joyful

"Man that gayfag was good"
"i like a gayfag after sex"
"gayfag's are illegal in public places"
"ide like the non-gay fag section please"
"can i get some zig zag's, you mean gayfags?"

by Richard October 4, 2003

burglarize

1. A way of dealing with burglars.
2. A silly American English version of burgle, or 'to enter property forcibly or illegally'.

"Plagued by housebreakers? Troubled by thieves? Then use our new patented Burglarizer(tm) and burglarize them away!"

by richard May 21, 2003

pwnified

To be, or to become, in a state which is "pwned".

Using guile and bits of dry skin, Olzen has pwnified us.

by Richard September 8, 2004

schnecken

An iced German pastry.

Fresh from the oven, the schnecken filled the air with a delectable aroma.

by richard October 2, 2003

Shweet

Indespensable vocabulary. Goes along with dank and solid. I pity the fool that don't use the word 'shweet'

That bitch has a fuckin SHWEET ass!

by RicHARD September 23, 2003

3 second rule

the rule that dictates that after you leave a seat it only belongs yours for 3 seconds, any longer then its fair game for who ever wants to nab it.

p1: oi bitch, you nicked my seat
p2: three second rule man.

by Richard November 5, 2004

troll

Rhymes with 'stroll', it refers to a style of fishing where a baited line is drawn in front of fish hoping that one will bite. The person doing is a troller.

The analogy to a baited message hoping for bites is obvious.

I caught a fine Big Mouth Bass with a troll.

by Richard November 14, 2003