rich's definitions

ghetto fab

Shortned version of the word "Ghetto Fabulous".
1) Meaning to be of or originating from the ghetto.
2) Exhibiting ghetto behavior or personality.

Damn, that fool's fryin his bologna, that's ghetto fab!

by Rich January 21, 2005

yoghurt weaver

One who performs a fruitless task - you can weave yoghurt all day long and will be left with the same yoghurt you started with.

Council offices are full of 'yoghurt weavers' including Community Relations Officers, Best Value Officers and Smoking Cessation Officers

by Rich November 19, 2003

vex

originated from v-unit in the early 1960's. vex means to annoy or be annoyed by something

dont vex me up man- dont annoy me

by Rich November 18, 2004

chilean

I wish i was chilean.

I suck because im a feverishly pale white british queer.

by Rich March 30, 2004

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

by rich March 27, 2004

WATTAGE

The ammount of light which passes between a womans legs when standing with her legs together.

She's got high milage, look at the wattage, it's blinding.

by rich August 25, 2003

Leathel

To be greatly skilled among all others and out wit almost anyone with the slightest efford.

To be almost irresistible to most women, a very flirty carachter and fun to be with, making him very appealing.

A very cocky personallity almost unmatched by any other, this person is equality cocky as charming and irritating at the same time.

A flirty person that can have you wrap around his or her finger just by talking to you, very submissive and persuassive, almost addicting.

A person who is able to learn at a very fast pase and apply what they learn in a supervly manner.

That guy is so leathel, he thinks he owns the world.

by rich September 28, 2003