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clutch

Having raw, nasty, sex in the car, doing it in the back seat standing up where other motorist, preferably childs, can see what you are doing, and it is not clutch if a BJ is not included.
Dude I Clutched Cassie last night, right in front of these little kids, it was so funny, and so good.
by Rice Hater July 8, 2005
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peninsula state park

kick-ass park in Door County, Wisconsin. Park has tons of bike trails, an observation tower, golf coarse, two beaches, pit toilets, four differet camp grounds, nature center, and awesome kick ass stuff like that.
by rice hater May 20, 2006
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Madden 2006

A sad, sad excuse for "the future of gaming." In my opinion, the few weeks you spend saving up for the game, isn't worth the 2 hours you'll play it before it gets boring. The new Superstar Mode reaches a new level in stupidity, getting close to even the idea of invading Iraq for WMD. Superstar mode basically allows you to go to practice, take the occasional interview, and play games... nothing more.
by Rice Hater September 5, 2005
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ricer flyby

When a ricer and a other car race, the ricer loses, the winner slows down to legal speed, then the ricer flies by and thinks he won, to save some face in front of his friends.
"Dude, check out this ricer, he wants to race, check out his 4-banger Dodge Neon, my V-8 6.6 403 could whoop his ass."

*Ricer revs engine* *I rev back*

"We kicked his ass... oh her comes the ricer flyby... sure enough, probably thinks he won..."
by Rice Hater July 9, 2005
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trans am

The ultimate killer of import and domestic rice. These are the cousins of Chevrolet's Camaro's. They use the F Body chassis. These are pure American Muscle cars. These were like the ricers of the 70's and 80's. Except the only difference was they had big engines, torque, and looks. But they were similar to rice in their affordable price, and who was driving them (teens).
Smartass know-it-all geek: "A Trans Am isn't really a true muscle car."

Me: "Oh yeah, your right, my '79 403 6.6 trans is not a muscle car, but your Toyota Camry sure is, damn I bet you get loads of head in that sexy 4-banger!"
by Rice Hater September 2, 2005
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boondocker

1. Boondocker. v. A term derived by snowmobilers in which is used to describe a type of horrid poop. A boondocker (aka sidehiller) is when you are sitting on the throne slightly sideways and your poop, commonly of the runny type, slides down the side of your ass cheek. The term was made by snowmobilers, whom needed a term to describe this occurance, which is very common after eating greasy slider burgers at locals taverns. Snowmobilers used this term because to "boondock" means to tip your sled slightly on the side while riding, this is commonly done while mountain riding, and it is almost as if the poo is riding your ass cheek.

2. Boondocker. n. A company that makes nitrous sytems (no not "nawz") for snowmobiles, as well as other fuel induction modifications.
1. I ate the Ham & Cheese slider at Northern Exposer and within minutes I was on the throne with a wicked case of the boondockers.

2. Jeff is riding that awesome Yamaha Attak GT with a Bender Stage II turbo kit, Boondocker Nitrous system and a Boondocker EFI control box. He could dominate anything in site.
by rice hater April 19, 2006
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Poop

Poop has many catagories, and I shall explain said catagories to you. But firstly, poop is bodily waste that exits the rectum.

1. Petro Poop: A not-to-hard not-to-soft engorging poop, definatly the most enjoyable.

2. Hot Stick: A very hot feeling poop, these can sudenly pop up when in swimming pools, the poop greatly resembles The Reah, but not in its entirety.

3. The Reah: Some viruses feature this as a symtom, the poo is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubtidly the most dreadful type of poop.

4. Cheese Nickels: This genre of poop is when you sqweeze really hard and all that came out was a little yellow, skinny, creamy looking terd. Cheese Nickels usually replaces The Reah once you take a anti-reah pill.

5. Nickel of Death: Also known as constapation.
Drivin a merc is poop and hell for eternaty.
by Rice Hater July 9, 2005
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