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A Pimp Gun is:

1. Any gun that has a high polish chrome, nickle, stainless or gold finish particularly with pearl or other flashy grips. It could also be a glossy black gangster gun (Mac10 Mac11 or UZI) with gold plated parts.

2. Alternatively, any cheap chrome pistol made by Lorcin, Jiminez, or Jennings, generally worth less than $100.
DAMN!! I gotta get me a Pimp Gun like that Gold Deagle Fifty.
by ricardovitz May 12, 2009
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The 49% of Americans that support Barack Obama regardless of Obama's outrageous lies, his arrogance, and shear stupidity, because Obama promises them legalized pot, welfare (now termed "Disability), free healthcare, free cell phones, and free kiddie-care for knocked-up sluts. The Dummy Nation would vote for a guy like Obama even if that person was a child rapist and mass murderer, so long as they continue to get easy access to dope and free stuff.
Bertha: I luv Obama - he da best. He be gettin me free stuff, like TV, phone, 'n free money for my retarded chillin cuz my crack-pimp got me big with babies when I was 10, 11 'n twelf - they born retarded.
Rush Limbaugh: So, Bertha, then you are part of the Dummy Nation that would praise Obama no matter what he did, right?
Bertha: Who you callin Dummy, Rush - if someone give you free stuff, is you a Dummy? That racist, Rush.
Rush Limbaugh: No, Bertha, I'm not calling you a Dummy, just that you are now officially a member of the Dummy Nation - the doped up blind supporters of Barack Obama who are easy to bribe with free stuff.
Bertha: Who you callin blind, Rush - I ain't blind. I is Disabled jest so's I can get free Disability. I is gladly part of the Dummy Nation, if that means I get more free stuff, Rush - do dat make me a dummy?
by ricardovitz April 22, 2013
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Verb: The act of a titty-bar whore squatting down on a stack of quarters and picking them up with her pussy. Performed in select sleazy titty-bars in Tijuana Mexico. The patrons all stack up quarters on the table for the dancer to squat down on - stuffing them insider her pussy, pick them up and drop them in her quarter jar by releasing them with her vaginal muscles.
Yo, me and Jose is going down to La Zona Notre to see some ho's doing quarter squats. Rafael said they do quarter squats at the Kinkle Bar. If you comming with us, then go hit up the quarter machine in the laundry first. You don't want to miss this act!
by ricardovitz December 11, 2009
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Cartoon depiction of the Muslim Prophet, Mohammed. Tends to get Muslims in a blood-thirsty frenzy against the cartoonist who drew the funny pictures of Mohammed.
Hey, Sven, why'd you go and make a Mohammadoon showing Mohammed's head on a goat's body? You know those crazy Muslims are gonna go Jihad on your ass!

Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.

I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.
by ricardovitz March 22, 2010
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Velvety smooth. Plush new carpet soft. The sound that bare feet make when walking on brand new expensive plush carpeting. The sound and feel of super soft high dollar leather used on custom automobile interiors, when you gently run your hand over it.
Jo-Jo, that got to be the sickest 300 out right now....Strut grill..soft white leather seats go flirpity flirp, this guys got some coin....

Hey, baby, feel my new rug....goes flirpity flirp when my bare feed glide over it.

Now you know that's some good leather on that couch - I can just hear it going "flirpity flirp" while I'm banging Suzie on it.
by ricardovitz July 8, 2009
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A person who is addicted to buying guns. Usually owns more than 20 guns and has a list of at least three more guns that he/she intends to purchase as soon as funds come available. Purchases more guns in a panic when Democrats get elected to office, or on rumors of anti-gun legislation. Also known to constantly surf the internet and gun auctions for deals on guns.
That Fred's a real gunoholic - he is constantly asking me to cover for him if his wife calls while he's picking up his latest firearm acquisition from his FFL (licensed firearms dealer).
by ricardovitz May 12, 2009
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