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Celtigrade

Communist / Socialist measure of temperature. Combination of Celcius and Centegrade. Texas American slang for foreign temeprature measurement. The "Commie" way to measure temperature. .
English boy: "Mummy, Mummy, it's soooo hot here in Texas, it must be 30 degrees out and I think I am going to die.

Texas Man: "Shut yer trap, boy, we dern't use that thar commie Celtigrade 'round here it's only 90 degrees out and you ain't gonna die, ya little pissant.
by Ricardovitz August 21, 2009
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Fatopia

Place where fat people can live without worrying about being ridiculed for being morbidly fat.

Also a place where normal weight people would like to see fat people bannished to.
OMG!! Is that Suzie in a bikini? This is the beach, not Fatopia!

Look at Fred stuffing his pie hole with Little Debbies - he must be bucking for that one way ticket to Fatopia.

THIS IS AN AIRPLANE, DAMNIT!!!!! NOT FATOPIA, now get your rolling fat back in your own seat!!!
by Ricardovitz June 8, 2009
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Fuckoffistan

fictional place where a Persian or someone from the middle east is told to go back to.

alt. where a bully threatens to kick a weakling's behind to

related: suckcockistan
Where the hell do you come from - Fuckoffistan?

I'm going to kick your purple baboon ass back to fuckoffistan.

That's one ugly bitch from Fuckoffistan.
by Ricardovitz July 2, 2009
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icypole

Hey mate, toss me a grape icypole.
by Ricardovitz May 29, 2009
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Mohammedoon

Cartoon depiction of the Muslim Prophet, Mohammed. Tends to get Muslims in a blood-thirsty frenzy against the cartoonist who drew the funny pictures of Mohammed.
Hey, Sven, why'd you go and make a Mohammadoon showing Mohammed's head on a goat's body? You know those crazy Muslims are gonna go Jihad on your ass!

Today, Sweeden passed legislation prohibiting the publishing of Mohammedoons, but they can't stop Americans from publishing them.

I think Mohammedoons are outrageously funny, but they sure get our taxi dispatcher, Abda Hamed, screaming like a mad man in Arabic when he sees them.
by Ricardovitz March 22, 2010
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sarahed

This is what happens to a girl who posts naked or sleazy pictures of herself on the internet. Origin: Think Before You Post advertisment produced by the Ad Council.

Alt. when someone makes a face-to-face comment to someone who has dirty pictures of herself posted on the internet.
Yo, did you get texed with Jimmy's X-girl's hot pix? He totally Sarahed her.

"Hey, Sarah, what color underware today?"

"Hey, Sarah, when are you going to post something new?"

Hey, Julie, did you see someone posted a picture of you doing nasty things on Jeff's blog - you're so sarahed!
by Ricardovitz July 7, 2009
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Jimenez

Type of ultra Cheap .22 pistol made from out of Zamac - an inexpensive alloy made of zinc, aluminum, magnesium and copper. Saturday Night Special; Gun rumored to be used by criminals or lower level gang initiates.

Also known on the streets as "Jimmy Z"

Opposite: Deagle (Desert Eagle)
If you don't put the money in the bag, Jimenez is gonna go "BANG".

I got me a Jimenez with da chrome and wood grips.

Rafeta think he's all that just cuz he got hiself a pimped Jimenez. But, kernal Jo-Jo know better than dat - da Kernal don't mess 'round with no pimp gun like a Jimenez - he got a Deagle fity.
by Ricardovitz September 15, 2009
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