rfrsiopgjdog's definitions

IP Address

An abbreviation of "Internet Protocol Address". Internet Protocol Addresses are assigned to every device connected to the internet (e.g. Wifi connected printers, computers, smartphones, etc) to distinguish them from each other. They are a series of random numbers separated by periods. The I.P. Address of your device can be tracked by websites that you visit using it. You can actually determine someone's approximate location if you obtain their I.P. Address by contacting the ISP that it belongs to. You can find information about your I.P. Address, someone else's I.P. address, or you can find the I.P. address of a website on myip.ms.

64.210.140.1 is the I.P. address of Porn.com.
Searching "IP Address" on Google Search shows you what your I.P. address is.

by rfrsiopgjdog February 9, 2015

dell hell

A derogatory term used to describe the sh!t support or bad computers offered by Dell corporation.

I experienced Dell Hell when I tried to call Dell for help to repair my broken Dell computer today, but they put me on hold for an hour then hung up.

by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014

diet corruption

When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.

Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation

FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.

by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023

QuickTime

Awful media player by Apple which is usually installed by people only because they need it to run a .MOV file, Apple's shitty proprietary video format. Constantly freezes or lags out on older computers and laptops, and has the ugliest, most unintuitive GUI ever. Has features that require a paid PRO license which are free in other programs, such as video conversion. Has absolutely no support at all for the Windows version. It leaves behind various malware such as Apple Application Support and Apple Software Update when uninstalled.

If you're planning to install QuickTime, you might as well use Windows Media Player.

by rfrsiopgjdog December 16, 2014

Yahoo!

A type of website that you should avoid at all costs. Signs of a Yahoo! website include willingly letting the NSA mass-search for keywords in emails, whereas Microsoft, out of all companies, will put up a fight, knowing of a hack for 2 years before letting their users know, bombarding users with advertisements and news articles about Kim Kardashian, having writers who don't know how to spell, making sure that the timing for everything to go wrong is just right, e.g. admitting about a hack as soon was Verizon is about to buy them, putting product placements in movies in the most awkward and conspicuous manners e.g. the Inspector Gadget movie, having a terrible search engine and toolbars that change your search engine to theirs, and stealing other websites' content.

Yahoo! can go to hell.

by rfrsiopgjdog October 5, 2016

Glitchfest

When software contains an overabundance of glitches. This term is frequently used to describe video games which developers released too early that are plagued by many bugs and game breaking glitches.

Sonic Boom Ryse of Lyric is a total glitchfest.

by rfrsiopgjdog January 4, 2015

dingaling

A derogatory name the computer gives to you when you try to type or hit keys but you're not clicked into a text box.

Often triggers a ding or alert sound once for every key you presss.

*put book on keyboard while you're on the windows desktop*

Computer: DING DING DING DING DING YOU DINGALING!

by rfrsiopgjdog March 9, 2023