29 definitions by ren

Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by ren February 4, 2005

plopsack

Scrotum: akin to "nutsack"

" Ew- that guy's plopsack be dangling to his knees!"

by ren May 4, 2004

chickenhead

Someone low on intelligence: stupid. Derived from the book " Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick

" You are such a chickenhead!"

by ren May 7, 2004

Oompa Loompa

1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.

" John's new girlfriend is an Oompa-Loompa."

by ren May 7, 2004

flave

to be smooth, error free, visually outstanding, to appeal to the senses

"Damn that was flave!"
"Your lookin' flave."
"Your flave with the ladies."
"That Ren guy is flave with the women."

by ren January 6, 2005

doggystyle

possibly the most intimate sexual position.

doggystyling is my favorite sexual position.

by ren July 12, 2004

sloppy jo

a really gross girl who needs to wash her face and hair

sloppy jo is very sloppy and she has craters in her face....my sloppy jo is all sloppy and NO JO!!!!!1

by ren June 28, 2004