ren's definitions

sloppy jo

a really gross girl who needs to wash her face and hair

sloppy jo is very sloppy and she has craters in her face....my sloppy jo is all sloppy and NO JO!!!!!1

by Ren June 27, 2004

Oompa Loompa

1. A native of Loompaland, usually tending towards attributes of small size, an orange commplexion, and green hair; the first recorded information of them comes to us from Roahld Dahl, the author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
2. Someone who has one, or all, of these attributes; used usually as an insult or in a derogatory manner.

" John's new girlfriend is an Oompa-Loompa."

by Ren May 6, 2004

chickenhead

Someone low on intelligence: stupid. Derived from the book " Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Philip K. Dick

" You are such a chickenhead!"

by Ren May 6, 2004

soapboxing

Preaching; pontificating; voicing one's opinion loudly in the hopes it will gain supporters. Comes from a time when wooden boxes were used to ship soapflakes in, and were then put into use as pulpits for street preachers.

"Shirley, quit your soapboxing and give THIS guy's opinion a thought or two."

by Ren May 6, 2004

meanwhile, back at the ranch

An analogy for "to continue" or "as I was saying", after an unexpected, odd, or irrelevant interruption, utililizing the crude visual or vebal segues of low-budget movies and television shows in the 60's and 70's;

You are in the middle of a conversational anecdote when someone drops an object that makes a huge racket; " Meanwhile, back at the ranch- Dave said to me etc. etc."

by Ren May 3, 2004

balloon land

acting nonsensical or irrational; drunk or stoned; about to lose consciousness: not lucid or aware of his/her immediate surroundings. A derivative of insult for "insane", such as "looney tunes" or " lunatic".

" After all that booze, he's probably in balloon land".

by Ren May 3, 2004

cutty

shady, dubious; opposite of being real to him/herself or others; a pretender. Derived from a neighborhood where Clan McGregor is drunk more often than Cutty Sark.

" This boy ain't Coke, he's Cutty"

by Ren May 3, 2004