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meanwhile, back at the ranch

An analogy for "to continue" or "as I was saying", after an unexpected, odd, or irrelevant interruption, utililizing the crude visual or vebal segues of low-budget movies and television shows in the 60's and 70's;
You are in the middle of a conversational anecdote when someone drops an object that makes a huge racket; " Meanwhile, back at the ranch- Dave said to me etc. etc."
by Ren May 3, 2004
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Swass

sweaty + ass = SWASS

When someone is so sweaty that their sweat soaks through their pants to the surface producing a wet look. Some mistake this phenomena with peed pants, but don't be fooled.
"Uhhh, check that guy's swass."
by Ren October 24, 2004
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wordrobe

A person's vocabulary
Wow, look at that guy writing. He sure has an extensive wordrobe!
by ren May 1, 2004
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bum platter

Placing your bum on someones face.

Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.
"Hey, Johnny's sleeping on the couch, I'm gonna give him a bum platter."
by Ren October 24, 2004
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el oh el

Acronym LOL spelled out; LOL - laughing out loud, lots of laughs, lots of love
that thing is so funny, el oh el!!
by ren May 1, 2004
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snoft

1. v. (snoft, snofted) To gain the upper hand in a way that makes the victim feel foolish.
2. (was snofted, got snofted) To be on the receiving end of a snoft.
2. To dismiss a partner in a way that they cannot see coming; a betrayal.
3. n. The act of gaining the upper hand.
It's starting to look like Bush got snofted in Iraq.

That was a pretty good snoft you pulled on the phone company.
by Ren September 13, 2003
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Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.
Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.
by Ren February 4, 2005
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