ren's definitions

cutty

shady, dubious; opposite of being real to him/herself or others; a pretender. Derived from a neighborhood where Clan McGregor is drunk more often than Cutty Sark.

" This boy ain't Coke, he's Cutty"

by Ren May 3, 2004

fin'nin

Etymology: Fixing To > Fixin' > Fin'nin

To plan to do something.

Fin'nin to bust a cap in a nigga

by ren March 30, 2005

pencil

1. an asian person who acts black in anyway.
2. a writing utensel

1. Jin Da MC
2. sharpen the pencil please, teacher and write me a poem

by Ren July 4, 2004

el oh el

Acronym LOL spelled out; LOL - laughing out loud, lots of laughs, lots of love

that thing is so funny, el oh el!!

by ren May 1, 2004

bum platter

Placing your bum on someones face.

Often a harmless prank among friends; usually done when the victim is laying down and unknowing. One pulls down his/her pants revealing the bare bum. The individual proceeds to place his/her bum directly on the victim's face.

"Hey, Johnny's sleeping on the couch, I'm gonna give him a bum platter."

by Ren October 24, 2004

Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by Ren February 4, 2005

snoft

1. v. (snoft, snofted) To gain the upper hand in a way that makes the victim feel foolish.
2. (was snofted, got snofted) To be on the receiving end of a snoft.
2. To dismiss a partner in a way that they cannot see coming; a betrayal.
3. n. The act of gaining the upper hand.

It's starting to look like Bush got snofted in Iraq.

That was a pretty good snoft you pulled on the phone company.

by Ren September 13, 2003