Definitions by rel74

Whitty 

To be attracted to young girls and boys! Oddball and a whole hearted pervert who likes to nonce!!

Dave - Hi Jane, what's up with you?
Jane - I've just been Whitty'd
Dave - You best call the police then!!

Whitty by REL74 February 11, 2010

Sweeny 

One who spits saliva while talking and becomes aggressive after consuming a large intake of alcohol, generally watching football matches. Loves an alcohol fuelled fight (men or women included).

John - I got barred last night from my local public house while watching the football!!!
Dave - Why? What did you do?
John - I did a "sweeny"!
Dave - You clown! How long are you barred for?
John - For life!!

Sweeny by REL74 February 11, 2010

Foglof 

A sleazy person who has Face Of a Goat and Lips Of Fish (hence the term FOGLOF).

Check out that FOGLOF over there!!
Fuck me look at the state of that FOGLOF!!

Foglof by REL74 February 11, 2010

Irish DJ 

When one puts his/her finger into a womans vagina, rotating slowly as if ready to scratch a tune while upside down deejaying, hence Irish DJ!!!!

What are you doing tonight pal?
I'm taking a bird out and i'm hoping do an irish dj to her!!

Irish DJ by REL74 February 11, 2010

Bugle Warrior 

One who snorts large quantities of cocaine.. or cut as it's known today!!! Originated in the mid-nineties in a small village called marple in the UK.

My god did you see how much chisel he's had this weekend?
I know he's one hell of a bugle warrior!!

Bugle Warrior by REL74 February 11, 2010

Nodbag 

Another term for rubber jonny, condom or moran!!

I'm bringing a bird home tonight, but she won't shag me without a nodbag!

What time is moran coming round? Who...Nodbag? Yeah!!

Nodbag by REL74 February 10, 2010

critters 

Ecstacy tablets

I've been on the critters again and i'm fucked out of my head!

critters by REL74 February 10, 2010