cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.
Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.
by redPooka April 05, 2011
mugGet the cardboard clingmug.

Snookirella

Descriptive term derived from the base words, "Snooki" and "Stella".

A loud, obnoxious woman, usually of limited intellectual capacity, whose primary concerns are partying, getting drunk and being the center of attention.
Your snookirella cousin just called asking for bail.

I can't believe they invited that snookirella!
by redPooka April 21, 2011
mugGet the Snookirellamug.

Femintool

Term derived from the root words "Feminist" and "tool".

A man who embraces and/or endorses Feminism out of his own irresponsible attitude toward women. Femintools see traditional western views on masculine behavior (such as opening doors for women and the idea of "women and children first") as potential threats to their own self-serving interests and existence. Pampered Mama's boy s often make the choice to become Femintools upon reaching adulthood.
Your Mom will never have to lose her little boy to another woman since she raised such a Femintool.

I can't tell if Charlie Sheen genuinely doesn't know how to treat women or is just a Femintool.
by redPooka April 02, 2011
mugGet the Femintoolmug.

skank fishing

When a man actively pursues relations with women known for frequent indiscriminate acts of sexual intercourse.
My buddy went skank fishing last week and returned home with a big mess of crabs.
by redPooka April 07, 2013
mugGet the skank fishingmug.