Definitions by red wine bitch

vase

A seriously ugly person - a minger

she's a vase, mate I'm tellin yer - she's a ming vase

vase by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

minger 

one whose score is lower than a three in hot or not

Don't fancy yours much! shes a ming vase, mate!

minger by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

fanny-batter 

vaginal secretions prduced when a woman becomes sexually aroused...

i'm tellin ye man, she was wantin it bad - fanny-batter was flyin all over the room!!

fanny-batter by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

toejam 

that crap that you get between your toes after a long day (probably without washing for several days) - thats toejam

tina came home from three days camping, dancing, listening to groovey tunes, and her toejam was frightful!

toejam by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

ringsting 

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.

me and all! it gave us right ringsting

ringsting by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

arse like the japanese flag

a burning and / or stinging sensation in the anus, cause by irritable bowel syndrome, oft the result of eating very spicy food. Also refered to as ringsting, ring of fire, fire-ring.

Bleedin' 'eck! that ruby murry gave us an arse like the japanese flag!

arse like the japanese flag by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

neducatation 

the exeperience and lessons learned growing up in council estates of scotland

-I'm tellin ye man, growin up in the schemes ay glasgae was an education
- no way man, it was a NEDucation!

neducatation by red wine bitch January 3, 2003