Flying off the shitpile

When a lowlife person or group entity of people abandons one particular foul interest or behavior for one even worse, such as flies would abandon a mere pile of shit for a foul-smelling, bloated and rotted carcass.

"All of today's Republicans adore Donald Trump and want to become more and more like him every day, so they sure as hell ain't gonna be flying off the shitpile just for a moderate conservative like you!"

by red phillips May 14, 2020

BIDHAM

Because I Don't Have Any Money.

Every time you ask me why I haven't fixed something you know full well what the answer's gonna be... BIDHAM!

by red phillips December 16, 2016

starejob

When a porn hottie totally wrecks the vibe of a good blowjob by the aggravating and ridiculous habit of constantly staring into the camera.

One more potentially hot porn clip, ruined with a starejob.

by red phillips June 04, 2018

Covfeve-19

Coronavirus, so named in recognition of its greatest ally in the fight so far.

We all remember 2020, the year the Covfeve-19 virus plagued the whole world.

by red phillips March 23, 2020

SAIEW

Same as it ever was.

Trump's trying to shift blame for the coronavirus outbreak to Hillary and the Deep State. No, really... he is. SAIEW.

by red phillips May 10, 2020

WKIT

Will keep in touch.

Thanks for the hot tip on that house... WKIT.

by red phillips April 27, 2020

CWYC

Call When You Can.

"Just got back to the house... CWYC."

by red phillips January 08, 2019