Definitions by rebelyid

hypo homo condriac 

fear that you are becoming homosexual

Jim likes having flowers around but he hides it from others because he is such a hypo homo condriac

hypo homo condriac by rebelyid May 13, 2005

phone rage

The anguish experienced from truly horrendous customer service on the phone.

Every thirty seconds for 8 minutes a recording come on that repeated, "Your phone call is very important to us....", ultimately driving me into a fit of combustive phone rage.

phone rage by rebelyid April 19, 2005

Georgia Floss 

pubic hair caught between your teeth after oral sex

She smiled at him afterwards, totally unaware she was showing the georgia floss.

Georgia Floss by rebelyid March 9, 2005

kosher floss

a thong worn by a Jewish girl at the beach

she sure looks fine in that kosher floss

kosher floss by rebelyid March 8, 2005

Prairie Popper 

an expected fart that unexpectedly becomes an actual defecation

Oh Shit. My fart became a prairie popper.

Prairie Popper by rebelyid March 2, 2005

midnight miner 

one who picks their nose in their sleep

he was great in bed but when we woke up I discovered he was a midnight miner

midnight miner by rebelyid March 2, 2005

Chirobation 

the act of giving oneself a chiropractic adjustment

it looked like yoga, but he was actually engaging in chirobation

Chirobation by rebelyid March 2, 2005