real_men_uber rick's definitions

Peanut Diving

A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.

Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Bin Laden Ladder

A ladder that explodes when falling or when touched

My friend died because he touched a Bin Laden Ladder.

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Erotic Foreskin Play

Where the partner stretches an mans Foreskin until it cant stretch no more.

Ayo wanna see my dick
ya
Its all screwed up because me and my wife did Erotic Foreskin Play.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

The Dream Speedrun Challenge

This is challenge where you have to commit the most war crimes in 10 minutes.

I beat George W Bush in The Dream Speedrun Challenge

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Faster Than Light

When sex only lasts 10 seconds or less.

I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick

by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021

Marathon In Kabul

This is an intense exercise where you have to run a full lap around Kabul Airport in Afghanistan without getting shot by the Taliban.

I was the first man to Marathon In Kabul.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Scoutching

A sexual activity where two gay partners scoops out shit with a spoon out of the other partners ass.

Bro, I saw my brother Scoutching with another man.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021