phantom shit

when you take a shit, and when you wipe your ass, there isn't any shit on the toilet paper

i just took a phantom shit, i saved a couple of minutes because i didn't have to wipe my ass

by ray May 29, 2004

girlfriend

The keeper of one's manhood(balls) for a period of time until one either commits to marriage and chops them off or ends the relationship

"Jon has no testicles, he has a girlfriend"

by Ray October 22, 2003

klynn

a homosexual bitch who is pussy whipped although he gets no pussy

Don't be a klynn

by Ray October 22, 2003

mtv

i think our good friend J. Biafra said it best,"MTV get off the air!"

mtv get off the air

by ray October 13, 2003

cruise missile

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

by Ray September 20, 2003

Banana Cream Pie

After a girl gets you off, you bust in your hand then smack her in the face like you would with a pie.

yo dude after she gave me head i gave her the pie!

by ray April 12, 2004

NX

Car manufac. by Nissan, Hight between '91 and '93. NX2000 are the best, factoery high horses, and great handling. Plus hardley anyone has 'em. Rare, great, car.

I wouldn't trade my NX for nothin

by Ray August 31, 2004