pumpkin shovel

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

for the love of god, shut the damn pumpkin shovel already!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

apple sac

reference to the scrotum and testicles, usually one's own.

she kneed me in the apple sac!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

rumpled slit skin

the labia. reference to Rumplestilskin, beloved children's character.

"labia, lips, rumpled slit skin, all these terms are acceptable, ladies and gentlemen..."

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

whether pass

military term describing going on pass whether your leave form has been approved or not.

1SG: "anyone taking a whether pass this weekend is gonna get fucked up on Monday!!!"

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

wisconsin johnson

the act of putting a piece of cheese in your partner's rectum while having vaginal sex from the rear mount position.

this was my first wisconsin johnson, and her second...

by ravenflesh June 22, 2008

gerbil tits

refers to the appearance of some skin rashes, from contact dermititis to heat rash, even poison ivy.

i wore these work gloves all day, now i got these crazy little gerbil tits on my hands!

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

snizz lifter

a. someone adept at picking up chicks

b. something that attracts the ladies

a. i was a fierce snizz lifter back in my day

b. this car is a total snizz lifter, yo

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008