raven's definitions

Cunt-Cake

The delicious treat, Cunt-Cake. Add several scoops of whipped cream and other sweet confections in the groin area of a female. Then count how many licks it takes to get to the center of the cake and into the cave (Abyss), please tell me the answer on how many licks it takes to get to the center of a cuntcake. *Lame music here*

That cuntcake was a filling late night treet, but I still had room in my tummy to slide my tounge into the cave, and eventually my wang.

by Raven April 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.

That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.

by Raven May 28, 2004

nuggah

Term used in salutation with people of african descent.

What up nuggah

by Raven June 2, 2004

fumpa

the pocket of stomach fat that rolls over tight pants; or lower abdominal excess skin and fat that becomes more apparent when standing or seated.

Is you pregnant or is that yo' fumpa?

by Raven June 10, 2004

Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)

When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.

by Raven June 18, 2004

pornification

To add pornographic content to an object.

The word used by Cassiel when he quit producing ToB N because some DotA-loving fag leaked the beta version 11. Instead, now he is working on pornifying DotA because surely with his great map-making ability and his JASS knowlege, he could create a better spoof on DotA without creating millions of memory leaks or using global variables for every little inane thing.

THE TIME FOR INTERNET PORNIFICATION HAS COME!

-Some Rich Guy at Playboy HQ

by Raven October 27, 2004

Quality Control Whores

A group of people who have nothing better to do except go around and submit a inanely offensive definition to quality control, using the same boring and uncreative commentary.

"Why are people making up stupid definitions? This sort of stuff does not need to be on UrbanDictionary.com"

-50% of the comments in the quality control section

by Raven October 28, 2004