raven's definitions

u

A slang form of the word "you" for people who don't know how to spell and have poor grammar.

U r 2 kewl 2 b 4gotten!

by Raven May 27, 2003

Pooh Sticks

Faecal variation of the old children's game of dropping sticks off a bridge and seeing who's stick floats under the bridge first. The added skill is being able to produce a suitable turd more quickly than your opponent and without falling backwards into the river (potentially hitting one's own turd to add insult to injury)

When Pooh arrived to the bridge spanning from one side of the creek to the other, he saw two figures standing on the bridge, intensively staring down into the water. One was Piglet. And the other one looked very much Eeyore. Amazingly much like Eeyore. If Pooh hadn't been so sure that it couldn't be Eeyore, he might even have believed that it really was Eeyore.

by Raven June 18, 2004

xkmonkey

one who lacks a power supply causing indefinite uselessness

Man, I'm about as useless as an xkmonkey

by Raven November 14, 2003

Kodez

1.Kodez: Coolness, anything that is cool
2.Kodez: Anything and everything

Not to be used in any sentence just a one word statement

Did you see that guy get kicked in his sack!? What did you think of it?

Kodez

by Raven January 23, 2004

390

This is the police code for "being" drunk. 502 is the Code for Driving drunk. Same thing but depends on what you're doing. May 2th still stands as Drunk Day, no matter what though.

1: Look he's pulling a 502!
2: No, stupid, he's not driving. That's a 390!

by Raven August 4, 2004