One of the characters from the television cartoon series Family Guy. The teenage girl of the Griffin family, she is the most annoying and aggrivating character in the whole show. All she does is whine and bitch about not being popular and always begging to be friends with the popular girls. She wants to be accepted by her peers, but doesn't dress-up or make herself likable and interesting to be around, along with having no social graces. She's annoying in every way with no personality, and will even belittle her family due to her severe insecurity. Not only is she unpopular in the series, but is most likely disliked by the majority of people from reality, as well. If I met her, I wouldn't want to be friends with her, either.
Season four, episode six - "Petarded"
Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!
Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
Meg: I can’t believe this is happening to me! I can never go back to school again!
Stewie: Oh yes Meg, yes yes. Yes everything was going swimmingly for you until this. Yes yes...THIS is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not two years of grotesque appearance or awkward social graces, or that felix ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No no no...it's this. Do you hear yourself talk? I might kill you tonight.
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