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Definitions by rapunzabel

hindsight 

The universe rubbing your face in your own fuck up.
In hindsight Jenny realised her first (mistake) was (inserting) the vacuum nozzle into her (vagina).
hindsight by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

young, dumb and full of cum 

young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.

These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.

In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.

young, dumb and full of cum 

young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.

These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.

In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.

young, dumb and full of cum 

young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.

These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.

In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.

Bowel fetus 

girl "woah i just birthed the biggest bowel fetus. I named her Jenny then flushed her away."
boy "nice work"
girl "thanks dont go in there for a while, Jenny likes to linger"
Bowel fetus by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

throat yoghurt 

male reproductive juices inside the throat. Generally self applied by swallowing a load.
Jenny loves the throat yoghurt.
throat yoghurt by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

Stextual harrassment 

Verb.

Frequent sending of unwanted and unencouraged nude photographs or photos of bodyparts via mobile phone message.
The cause of this condition is unknown but it is aggressive and moves fast.
girl meets boy, gets his number.
2 hours later

girl sends photo of her cleavage with the words "tell me to stop anytime.." He is busy and doesn't see message.
10 minutes later
Boy checks phone and has 15 photo messages , the last photo is the girl naked and spread legged in front of the mirror. Boy also has 10 hysterical, abusive and apologetic text messages between photos and 3 new voicemail.
Boy saves photos then gets restraining order on crazy bitch though he wants to fist her.

girl is serious offender of stextual harrassment and is now an internet sensation.
Stextual harrassment by rapunzabel September 10, 2016