Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
by rapunzabel September 25, 2016
Collecting so much junk there are piles of random shit cluttering everywhere possible and then claiming its a cultural trend.
While visiting Jenny, a friend trips over box of dildos in the hallway cutting her knee on a roll of barbed wire.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
Jenny proudly states she's into hoardiculture.
Her friend leaves to get a tetanus shot.
by rapunzabel September 25, 2016
This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016
In hindsight Jenny realised her first (mistake) was (inserting) the vacuum nozzle into her (vagina).
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016
noun
A slang term used to describe the anus, asshole, or rectum.
Named as such due to the obvious resemblance it bears to a human eye of brown colour; not the eyeball but the specifically the brown iris and the pupil.
A slang term used to describe the anus, asshole, or rectum.
Named as such due to the obvious resemblance it bears to a human eye of brown colour; not the eyeball but the specifically the brown iris and the pupil.
"Show us your brown-eye!" Daniel slurred to the girl in a way that seemed to emphasise his immaturity and lack of any intelligence.
by rapunzabel June 09, 2017
"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.
Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
by rapunzabel April 25, 2017
Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.
by rapunzabel June 10, 2017