Stextual harrassment

Verb.

Frequent sending of unwanted and unencouraged nude photographs or photos of bodyparts via mobile phone message.
The cause of this condition is unknown but it is aggressive and moves fast.
girl meets boy, gets his number.
2 hours later

girl sends photo of her cleavage with the words "tell me to stop anytime.." He is busy and doesn't see message.
10 minutes later
Boy checks phone and has 15 photo messages , the last photo is the girl naked and spread legged in front of the mirror. Boy also has 10 hysterical, abusive and apologetic text messages between photos and 3 new voicemail.
Boy saves photos then gets restraining order on crazy bitch though he wants to fist her.

girl is serious offender of stextual harrassment and is now an internet sensation.
by rapunzabel September 10, 2016
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young, dumb and full of cum

young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.

These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.

In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016
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young, dumb and full of cum

young, dumb and full of cum is referring to girls who are find their snatch is cum filled to the brim after a night on the town being shared around.

These particular sluts don't use protection and are too dumb to know better or care.
These girls often view their STD's as trophies confirming their sexual promiscuity status as rock star, collecting them like a girl guide collects badges for her sash and status.
After falling pregnant as a result of spontaneously hosting a (Bukkake) Jenny finds herself unsure who the father out of the 15 guys whose (loads) she took like cannonballs to her cunt.

In (hindsight) she agrees that she was young, dumb and full of cum that night.
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016
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Shewang

The proper name for a large clitoris, which when aroused, stands erect, and is phallic in shape. Rather than looking like part of the vagina, the Shewang looks like a slender red penis, or a short fat mushroom dick.
Angus dumped Jenny after he discovered her clitoris was larger than his penis. He feels it's a massive clitastrophe, and was not sure if she expected him to suck it. Jenny's enormous shewang got her dumped again.
by rapunzabel April 24, 2017
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Brown-eye

noun

A slang term used to describe the anus, asshole, or rectum.

Named as such due to the obvious resemblance it bears to a human eye of brown colour; not the eyeball but the specifically the brown iris and the pupil.
"Show us your brown-eye!" Daniel slurred to the girl in a way that seemed to emphasise his immaturity and lack of any intelligence.
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Honkey nut

Nature's Lego
Argh! I trod on a fucken honkey nut!!
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Theoryous

Long and serious conversation regarding current conspiracies and your own theories.
Jenny asked daniel why he was wearing a tinfoil hat. Daniel told her about the government wanting to steal his ideas and why he knew it was true. Jenny and daniel were getting theoryous.
by rapunzabel April 06, 2017
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