21 definitions by rapunzabel

throat yoghurt

male reproductive juices inside the throat. Generally self applied by swallowing a load.

Jenny loves the throat yoghurt.

by rapunzabel September 10, 2016

Fart of deception

This phrase describes the scenario of when you randomly smell something tasty cooking somewhere, and when you look around yourself to determine where the food is at you realise the only place for the smell to have come from was someones asshole.

Jenny and james ate curry for dinner and the next night are watching a movie.

James asks jenny if she has got the leftovers in the microwave because its smells as good as yesterday.
Jenny says no with a dirty grin and james realises he was fooled by the fart of deception.

by rapunzabel April 6, 2017

spearmint dick

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

hindsight

The universe rubbing your face in your own fuck up.

In hindsight Jenny realised her first (mistake) was (inserting) the vacuum nozzle into her (vagina).

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

fake ass panties

Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.

Oh, with her fake ass panties on, jenny actually has an ass... haha jenny can't wait to go twerking

by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

Brown-eye

noun

A slang term used to describe the anus, asshole, or rectum.

Named as such due to the obvious resemblance it bears to a human eye of brown colour; not the eyeball but the specifically the brown iris and the pupil.

"Show us your brown-eye!" Daniel slurred to the girl in a way that seemed to emphasise his immaturity and lack of any intelligence.

by rapunzabel June 9, 2017

Cockelgänger

When one man's penis looks identical to another man's penis. They are cockelgängers.

"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.

Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"

by rapunzabel April 25, 2017