Jenny asked daniel why he was wearing a tinfoil hat. Daniel told her about the government wanting to steal his ideas and why he knew it was true. Jenny and daniel were getting theoryous.
by rapunzabel April 06, 2017
Noun
-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock
4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
-A non-specific clitorally focused catastrophe.
Such as, but not limited to;
1. Not finding the clitorus
2. Man- handling the clitorus with the same strength and aggression as you would your cock.
3. When she has a shewang bigger than your cock
4. Having to suck your girlfriend's shewang.
"Babe, it's a total clitastrophe, i mean, what do i have to do? Draw him a map so he knows where it is?!"
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
Belinda complained to Diana as they discussed last nights crappy sex with Daniel and his inability to find the clitorus.
by rapunzabel June 12, 2017
In hindsight Jenny realised her first (mistake) was (inserting) the vacuum nozzle into her (vagina).
by rapunzabel September 15, 2016
Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.
by rapunzabel June 10, 2017
noun
A slang term used to describe the anus, asshole, or rectum.
Named as such due to the obvious resemblance it bears to a human eye of brown colour; not the eyeball but the specifically the brown iris and the pupil.
A slang term used to describe the anus, asshole, or rectum.
Named as such due to the obvious resemblance it bears to a human eye of brown colour; not the eyeball but the specifically the brown iris and the pupil.
"Show us your brown-eye!" Daniel slurred to the girl in a way that seemed to emphasise his immaturity and lack of any intelligence.
by rapunzabel June 09, 2017
"I've seen this cock before" Jenny thought as she sucked the cocklegänger of her ex.
Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
Daniel was pissing in the urinal when he noticed the man next to him had a cock that looked just like his?! "Wow" thought daniel, "my very own cockelgänger!"
by rapunzabel April 25, 2017