I love the man, but I'm not going to go on with that, but rather prove a point to all the "Bruce Lee is better than Chuck Norris" bitches out there... Whose still alive? and how do you think Brandon Lee died?
As for Jackie Chan, He was in the movie The Tuxedo, instantly stripping him of his testicles.
Steven Segal is mounted above Chuck Norris' fireplace in his oklahoma home. Before he was locked in a cage and randomly and submissively beaten by chuck.
Jean Claude Van Damme died in a freak "had an appendage hastily removed after doing the splits on a chair and one of the chairs being roundhouse kicked out from underneath him" accident.
Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
Luckily for Mr. T., him and Chuck Norris have remained good friends throughout the years.
that covers any and every possible martial aritst/ t.v. badass ever.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
As for Jackie Chan, He was in the movie The Tuxedo, instantly stripping him of his testicles.
Steven Segal is mounted above Chuck Norris' fireplace in his oklahoma home. Before he was locked in a cage and randomly and submissively beaten by chuck.
Jean Claude Van Damme died in a freak "had an appendage hastily removed after doing the splits on a chair and one of the chairs being roundhouse kicked out from underneath him" accident.
Chuck Norris once invited all of the other badasses from TV to duke it out in order to see who was the supreme badass. Only two showed up-- Jack Bauer and MacGyver.
Luckily for Mr. T., him and Chuck Norris have remained good friends throughout the years.
that covers any and every possible martial aritst/ t.v. badass ever.
MacGyver immediately tried to make a bomb out of some Q-Tips and Gatorade, but Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the solar plexus. MacGyver promptly threw up his own heart.
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
by Ranger Rimjob August 09, 2006
What stupid soccer moms do to stop their childern from listening or watching or playing "devilish" media. When in reality it all comes back to the first amendment about free speech. If you don't like it change the channel change the station. dont ruin it for the rest of us whose parents arent retarted enough to stop us from learning what were goin to anyways. And ANYONE and i mean ANYONE who kills someone or cuts their wrists or commits a serious crime or suicide b/c of music games or tv DOESNT DESERVE TO LIVE
Curtis killed 38 people with a harpoon gun because he watched the osbournes... ya thats it.
So censorship must be the answer.
So censorship must be the answer.
by Ranger Rimjob December 28, 2005
Tobacco rolled in a paper usually w/ a filter and smoked. Marlboro's are good and most of the rest aint that good. i only smoke 1-2 a day, at max 4. i do it socially, when im cold or bored. this way isnt that harmful but when u smoke a pack a day thass bad.
If someone smokes it might not be b/c there trying to be "cool" like everyone says, like me and my friends smoke socially b/c were bored,theres nothing else to do.
If someone smokes it might not be b/c there trying to be "cool" like everyone says, like me and my friends smoke socially b/c were bored,theres nothing else to do.
I like Marlboro Reds or lights, but ultra lights feel like ur not even smokin. oh ya and i gotta use the word i defined so here it is: cigarette
by Ranger Rimjob April 10, 2006
The most retarded shit ever. The characters eyes are big and the women dress half naked and their boobs practically pop out of there tight usually school girl outfits. Retarded plots that are confusing and make daytime soap operas look like kindergarten math as far as understanding goes. The characters mouth are non-existent when talking, but when laughing become huge. Also everyone that watches it is lame and immature as hell. They talk in cutsey voices and make me want to bitch slap them. Aslo theres porno of it, which is fucking clown shoes since u can get real porno everywhere. Its gay shit.
by Ranger Rimjob April 01, 2005
by Ranger Rimjob April 10, 2006
Chucks are shoes made by Converse made of canvas and rubber, come in many different colors, but the classics are red black and blue. there are high and low tops, but the highs are the best, lo's are juss gay.
Some of u ppl are fuckin pathetic!! Ur juss as gay as you think the preps are for sayin "chucks are gay now b/c everyone likes them and im to rebellious to like them anymore". Ur bein more of sheep than they are, b/c if there sheep by listenin to other ppl and followin wat others do and not listenin to urself, thass wats ur doin by not wearin them juss b/c of someone else, not b/c u dont want to. and chucks can be worn by everyone, preps goths punks, b-boys, i even know a full native american kid that goes to my school and thass all he wears.
I'm sorta preppy, sorta punk. that is possible but i bet some "punk" will come in hailin simple plan sayin that im all preppy but watever. everyone wears up, but bein punk or rebellious isnt about doin opposite of everyone else, its expressing urself and not carin wat the fuck anyone else thinks, like me.
Some of u ppl are fuckin pathetic!! Ur juss as gay as you think the preps are for sayin "chucks are gay now b/c everyone likes them and im to rebellious to like them anymore". Ur bein more of sheep than they are, b/c if there sheep by listenin to other ppl and followin wat others do and not listenin to urself, thass wats ur doin by not wearin them juss b/c of someone else, not b/c u dont want to. and chucks can be worn by everyone, preps goths punks, b-boys, i even know a full native american kid that goes to my school and thass all he wears.
I'm sorta preppy, sorta punk. that is possible but i bet some "punk" will come in hailin simple plan sayin that im all preppy but watever. everyone wears up, but bein punk or rebellious isnt about doin opposite of everyone else, its expressing urself and not carin wat the fuck anyone else thinks, like me.
by Ranger Rimjob April 10, 2006
Think of East Coast Las Vegas, but as glam and glitz, but still have casionos, hotels, prizefights, and the oh so sexy miss america pageant.
by Ranger Rimjob April 10, 2006