random hero's definitions

Bristol portions

A large slice of cake, pudding or sweet food.

"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"

"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"

by Random Hero November 7, 2019

Douchey Mcdoucherson

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...

shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".

by random hero March 27, 2005

love length

Slang word for a penis

He stuck his love length inside his partners bum hole

by Random Hero May 13, 2005

love length

Slang word for a man's penis

He stuck his love length inside her hairy muff

by Random Hero March 2, 2005

internet whoer

A person that acts like a whore and flirt online but doesn't in the "real world"

She flirted with me on MSN and said she was going to snd me naked pictures. When I saw her in real life she was really shy. She is an internet whoer

by Random Hero March 4, 2005

gamufi

The best internet forum alive today

www.gamufi.com is the best site known to man!!!

by Random Hero March 4, 2005

slang

to have sex

Did you slang that girl last nite?

by Random Hero March 2, 2004