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goober

a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together
when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats
by rachael January 28, 2005
mugGet the goobermug.

waffel

wow that waffel was fantastic!
by rachael February 21, 2004
mugGet the waffelmug.

wank tank

When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed
Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet
by rachael July 22, 2004
mugGet the wank tankmug.

Smoke Snatch

While eating out a girl you take a toke of your joint then blow the smoke into her snatch.
Alex: "Yeah guys I totally smoke snatched that girl. She was lovin' it!"
by Rachael December 14, 2005
mugGet the Smoke Snatchmug.

Crotch Foam

When you are shaving and you inadvertently squirt yourself in the crotch with shaving cream.
Oooo that tingles.. I just squirted myself in the crotch with shaving cream.
by Rachael November 6, 2002
mugGet the Crotch Foammug.

Bert McCracken

the singer of the best band ever... yeah i'd want to hump his leg too... hes so fucking hot
by rachael November 23, 2003
mugGet the Bert McCrackenmug.

Aoxomoxoa

A divine feeling or transcendence gained by flying kites. A palindrome. Known popularly as the title of a Grateful Dead album.
You might find aoxomaxoa in the peaceful experience of flying a kite.
by Rachael May 13, 2005
mugGet the Aoxomoxoamug.

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