rachael's definitions

goober

a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut butter and jelly mixed together

when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having sex in the seats

by rachael January 28, 2005

waffel

nummy foodstuffs

wow that waffel was fantastic!

by rachael February 21, 2004

wank tank

When you see someone hot, you put their memory in your wank tank so that when you have a wank later it is the face you see as you cum all over your bed

Chris was so turned on by the sight of James bending over the photocopier he decided to ut him is his wank tank for lunchtime when he went to the toilet

by rachael July 22, 2004

Smoke Snatch

While eating out a girl you take a toke of your joint then blow the smoke into her snatch.

Alex: "Yeah guys I totally smoke snatched that girl. She was lovin' it!"

by Rachael December 14, 2005

Crotch Foam

When you are shaving and you inadvertently squirt yourself in the crotch with shaving cream.

Oooo that tingles.. I just squirted myself in the crotch with shaving cream.

by Rachael November 6, 2002

Bert McCracken

the singer of the best band ever... yeah i'd want to hump his leg too... hes so fucking hot

i love bert.... hes so fucking hot

by rachael November 23, 2003

Aoxomoxoa

A divine feeling or transcendence gained by flying kites. A palindrome. Known popularly as the title of a Grateful Dead album.

You might find aoxomaxoa in the peaceful experience of flying a kite.

by Rachael May 13, 2005