ra ramses's definitions

Indulgentology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

The study of permitting oneself to follow one’s will for self-gratification or self-satisfaction.

Chiron and Demetrius’ acute indulgentology led them to their sad current meat pie morphology.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Slothology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Slothology:
The study of slow-moving, lazy, and work-averse shaggy vegetarian creatures with hooklike claws.

Lady bugs crawl all around me, slothy slothology surrounds me.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Piggieology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Piggieology:
The study of consumable overindulgence.

Miss Piggy’s obsessively complicated love for Kermit can best be described as passionate Piggieology.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Snackology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Snackology:

The study of a small amount of food eaten between meals; the study of a light meal that is eaten in a hurry or in a casual manner; the study of eating a snack.

Who doesn’t love when the extensive R&D behind snackology has a direct correlation to the evolution of mankind, some naysayers may tout the workings of synchronicity but we all know: He-ith who snack-iths next levels to the nth level.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

Chompology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Chompology:
The study of munching or chewing noisily or vigorously; the study of chewing noises or actions.

Hungry Hungry Hippos offers forth a subtle philosophical discourse on Chompology in the 1960s-1970s, thus foreshadowing the rise of the ever consuming automata.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

Peckology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Peckology:
The study of eating in small sparing bits.

Twitterpated Peckology is purely phantasmagorical pseudoscience.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Maceratology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Maceratology:
The study of softening, separating, or decomposing via soaking in liquid.

The brown recluse spider’s hemotoxic venom serves as a prime agent of prey maceratology.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018