ra ramses's definitions

Lotus-Eaterology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Lotus-Eaterology:

A field pertaining to the study of lotus eating. Eating the narcotic lotus plant is said to induce a peaceful, apathetic, dreamy, and languorous state of mind and being. In Greek mythology, Odysseus and his crew happened upon an island of "lotus-eaters", some fell into the ethereal trance of the lotus but Odysseus forced them to swallow the hard red pill and dragged them back to the ship of reality.

And so I says to Mabel, I says... little Bobby-John has been dewdropping under the guise of pursuing a PhD in Lotus-Eaterology.

by ra ramses April 18, 2018

Slurpology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Slurpology:
The study of eating or drinking in a noisy manner.

Slushy slurpies, a mainstay in Slurpology, and a go to consumable for any self-respecting Slurpologist.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Gobbleology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Gobbleology:
The study of eating hastily in large gulps; the study of throaty male turkey sensations made via air wave vibrations.

Friday night gobbleology: a big bowl of buttery salted popcorn, decadent chocolate truffles sprinkled with spicy hot cayenne bacon bits, a hot mug of cinnamon apple cider, and my favorite sci-fi thriller.

by ra ramses May 29, 2018

Consumology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Consumology:
The study of eating or drinking via ingestion.

Shrinking oneself to the size of a nanoparticle to infiltrate the path of ingestion is the only rock solid form of tried and true consumology research, anything less than a first person observation point is trivial conjecture.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Scarfology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Scarfology:
The study of voracious eating.

Yogi Bear is a resident Scarfologist researching within Jellystone National Park, his contributions to the science of Scarfology are vastly immeasurable.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018

Extravaganzology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Extravaganzology:
The study of all things beyond the bounds of reason; the study of all things excessive; the study of unrestrained resource expenditures.

The Joker’s maniacal extravaganzology only served to sharpen his chaotic genius, dabbling in everything from chemistry to mechanical engineering.

by ra ramses May 29, 2018

Piggieology

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia

French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Piggieology:
The study of consumable overindulgence.

Miss Piggy’s obsessively complicated love for Kermit can best be described as passionate Piggieology.

by ra ramses May 28, 2018