Juicy Fruit

if you want to become a gold fish have it quick.

that's what they showed on the commercial.

by Rob April 24, 2005

rectum shaving ninja

a group of japanese homos that like a clean dojo

bryans ass is raw a bloody beacause of the rectum shaving ninjas

by rob September 02, 2004

TSI Shirley

Seeking her pre-school diploma, Shirley also known as Swirley lives and works amongst people 400 to 4000 times as smart as shell ever be. Still addind and subtracting with her fingers and toes, the Swirley strives to think... possibly at least once a week

Damn Brian you're a real fucking TSI Shirley haha.

by Rob February 07, 2005

Doctor Worm

A song by They Might Be Giants about a young musician who insists on believing that having a stage name will land him a career, yet is oblivious to the fact of his brutally mediocre drumming.

Call me Doctor Worm. Good morning how are you, I'm Doctor Worm.

by Rob March 25, 2005

humpsex

both humping and sexing

Rob humbsexed emory, emory giggled.

by Rob July 13, 2003

swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob November 30, 2003

Quay

meaning fuck you. Origin from Thailand.

"You know what Bob, "Quay".

by rob January 13, 2005