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miriah one off

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.
Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.
by Rob October 22, 2004
mugGet the miriah one offmug.

don the clart

When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift

origin: rhonnda valleys
quick bra don the clart the fuzz are coming
by Rob November 3, 2004
mugGet the don the clartmug.

butthole baby

The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.
I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.
by Rob October 2, 2003
mugGet the butthole babymug.

heising

denial of service attack by posting a newstopic on heise.de with a link to a specific website. while every dumb-ass will click on the link (dont touch the red button....which one, thiiis? *push*) the webserver will go down for a time x
by rOb October 17, 2003
mugGet the heisingmug.

kiet ngo

similar to the donkey punch but instead of the feces falling to the ground, the partner eats every single piece of feces regardless of the density or amount.
Man o man, My boyfriend pulled a Kiet Ngo last night. There was feces all over his mouth
by rob March 8, 2005
mugGet the kiet ngomug.

cuckold

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't
Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob
by Rob December 1, 2003
mugGet the cuckoldmug.

young buc

by Rob December 19, 2004
mugGet the young bucmug.

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