swinette

A fictional musical instrument made by stretching two hairs across a pig's ass.

Usually used to piss off someone who is bothering you:
"Why don't you go play a swinette?"
"What's a swinette?"
"Two hairs stretched across a pig's ass, shithead!"

by Rob December 01, 2003

faringdon

Boring little village with nothing in it but houses and stoners.

Fancy trecking to faringdon to get some bud. I need to get wasted and Faringdon has loads of dealers

by Rob July 07, 2004

Soroka

New Jersey way of life.

"you Vickaz....SHUTUP!"

by Rob November 07, 2004

Glod

(n.) A person that pops the collar of their polo shirt and tries to look cool, then says random shit in class and goes "yeah I said it," in another vain attempt to look cool. Threatens to beat people up. Is very very gay.

Did you see that Glod over there? He popped his collar and yelled a bunch of random shit about Wu-Tang clan. That kid needs to eat it.

by Rob May 20, 2004

ponylip

To fake drinking large quantities when you're really just tilting the bottle back without consuming

Dave never gets drunk because he ponylips his beer.

by Rob May 01, 2003

macoman

fully sik, boxhead, net addicted, normally found chasing greek men named jeza the man hunk.. can be found on #funkysexycool but mainly in #ballbreakers on austnet.org u knw uleh!

always up for taping marys ass

by rob February 25, 2005

duce

a street gang in the almaden valley,

duce just rolled up here and beat his ass.

by rob April 18, 2004