rOb's definitions

tittygargoyle

One whose "titties" take on a monstorous appearance during the day in order to frighten and horrify young children. The Greeks coined this term to primarily describe fifth grade teachers.

Mrs. Balzdorf was a tittygargoyle! Everytime she moved in front of the class, her titties bounced and killed small children.

by Rob July 25, 2004

Soroka

New Jersey way of life.

"you Vickaz....SHUTUP!"

by Rob November 7, 2004

I'm over it

bring it up again, and I break your face, asshole.

Similar to: stfu

Considerate asshole/friend: Dude... sorry about M...elany. Yeah, she was hot. That's too bad man.

Response: Her name is Melissa. Oh, but uh, I'm over it.
Friend: Dude... you crying?
Response: hell no, let's just watch TV.

by Rob April 20, 2004

Dick Dandit

used by juvenile in the song back dat ass up. means a whore.

yous a whore. or, yous a dick bandit

by rob December 14, 2003

apple computer

A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)

by Rob July 4, 2003

Swotley

A strange creature. Resembles many other strange creatures. Wears Rugby or Cricket Jerseys for upper clothing and jeans for lower. These jeans usually smell. Is a member of the "Elite Cult Against Drugs And Drink". Often seen rummaging around local bakers. An expert in the making and consuming of Stake Beaks. His diet varies but consists of one day of storing chocolate in his system. When enemies are near, he release a strange odour. Victims claim it smells slightly of a mixture of bacon, cheese and shit. His personality is mixed. He composes songs such as 2004's hit track Better Place, from The Whirlwind EP. During 2003 and 2004, he was thrown out of two bands and failed to form many. 2004 became the year he was classified as a monster. He can be seen at many pubs, bakeries and music courses for wash ups. During 1998, he attempted suicide using a paper scissors. The idea being to cut off his finger. His attempts failed and his first transfomration into the monster began. Currently understood to be desperate for a female in his species.

A: Jesus Christ! What is that smell!
B: Oh god! WE ARE BEING ATTACKED BY SWOTLEY!

by Rob April 16, 2005

HUZZAH!

exclaimed after accomplishing a great feat, defeating a challenge, before attacking someone,

after beating someone in pool; Rob exclaimed HUZZAH!

by Rob January 7, 2004