rOb's definitions

cockgayass

Said by Tenacious D while trying to say 3 words at the same time, cock, gay, ass. Possibly one of the funniest words ever.

Kyle! Why are you such a fucking cockgayass?!?!?

by Rob June 27, 2003

Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

by Rob June 19, 2006

Pizzaface

Face resembling freddy crueger

Pimps galore!

Oh hey what's up.. oh who's that? oh that's just vinny pizzaface..

by Rob December 18, 2004

The UPS Patricia

A specific truck that once started, dispurses crack rock from the exhaust pipes and fuel tank.

Damn dude The UPS Patricia is a rock star!

by Rob February 7, 2005

dowager

a cutie.

what's up dowager!

by rob April 6, 2004

sp00n

Trashbag of enormous proportions..

Andrew doubled dumped at 4pm because he's a sp00n.

by rob November 28, 2004

Wakefield High School

The Shit. Straight up, The SHIT!
We don't have the yorrkie skank, and STDs in the air. We dont have a team name that rhymes with "Genitals." Wakefield just straight Kicks Ass.
28-1

Man, Wakefield took a HUGE Hot Carl of the northern region.

by Rob April 11, 2005