rICH's definitions

keybang

turning off ignition (usually in a stickshift), let it turn engine for a second or two, and turning it back on for a cherrybomb-like report! Works best when you're beside a pedestrian!
Expect to replace your muffler...

in my friend Bob's 52 Mercury

by rich May 13, 2005

yassu

A yassu is a fancy word for a bike.

It also means iguanna egg

that is a sweet yassu

by Rich May 13, 2005

porn finatic

Someone who is addicted to porn and lets everyone around him/her know about it.

Rich is the biggest porn finatic.

by Rich January 7, 2005

Jumanji Cock

A cock which is dangerous to play with - hence Jumanji - a dangerous game to play

"I've got a Jumanji cock, dare you play?"

by Rich March 19, 2003

peeps

people. In the 80's this meant parents.

My peeps went away...lets party at my house.

by rich July 24, 2003

soccer

A game where the will of other men continually test your foundations, and the conviction with which you attain goals.

"I just don't have the energy to play soccer, dad."
"Well son--do you want to live life? Or let it live you?"

by Rich September 1, 2008

Titty Browe

A filthy snachez across a bitches chest.

After i pulled out i gave her a titty browe.

by Rich July 30, 2004