r's definitions

Saint-amour

It's the ultimate in economical eating.

Nearly starving to death, the vagrant used his last bit of charity change to buy a Saint-Amour sandwich, and a side of soup at the corner deli.

by R January 27, 2005

tapping the keg

giving head

she tapped my keg last night

by R November 20, 2003

Dickdo disease

Condition in which a man's stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.

That guy weighs 400 pounds, he must have a serious case of dickdo.

by R February 7, 2005

chino

a badass

"you don't have to act like chino"

by r December 29, 2003

Saint-Amour

A sandwich that consists primarily of government cheese and Jewish rye bread.

Damn.. I'm so hungry I could eat a Saint-Amour.

by R January 21, 2005

hoochie coochie booty

a booty that's hoochie on the outside and coochie on the inside

I want some of that hoochie coochie booty.

by r October 12, 2003

shit stick

believe it or not, in the Medieval ages when there was no Charmin, people would use a wooden stick to scrape away the feces after taking a dump. The stick would commonly be shared among people of the same household, or even the entire village.

the term "wrong end of the shit stick" was coined because if you were to take a dump at night, and needed to grab the "stick", you had a chance of grabbing the wrong end of it.

Jeb quickly reached over for the shit stick, but just realized he grabbed the wrong end of it; his hands now hwere sticky and foul.

by r October 3, 2004