r's definitions

notch

(noun) - the bridge of skin between the testicles and the anus. See also taint and grundle.

It's notch yer ass and it's notch yer balls!

by R February 1, 2005

rm safetynet

A stupid thing that pops up when you try to look at your favuurite porno video at school/work

*tap*tap*

"Awwwwwww fuck! RM Safetynet blocked this shit"

by R May 8, 2005

beadlehands

Alternative exclamation to butterfingers.

"Good lord, I've spilled piping hot gravy over myself"
"Beadlehands!"

by R December 30, 2003

mental

Beat of a song; Background music.
Also used as "mentals"

The mental on that song is fire.

by R November 29, 2004

scorpion

anything given to you by someone that hates you.

"Looks like that bitch gave you a scorpion."

by R March 10, 2004

jabber jawed

When oral sex is performed on a man, the shaft of his penis is scraped by the female's teeth, causing an abrasion.

I was getting brains from this stripper, and the filthy whore jabber jawed my shit. I didn't know what to do.

by r May 27, 2004

snowy

A guy whose best achievement is his CHOAD

"That's MR CHOAD to you!"
"Yes, thats right, suck my cheesy choad"

by R March 25, 2004