rökken roller's definitions

Bondi

noun

: an entitled hate-filled monoglot basic white female formerly known as a Karen. As of early 2026 the term Karen has been rendered obsolete and permanently replaced by Bondi.

Woman cut the line right in front of me, I called her a Bondi, everyone bust out laughing, and she lost her shit.

by rökken roller February 20, 2026

moronerate

1. Voter who identifies as moderate. Generally motivated by nontroversial or fabricated issues which they themselves are incapable of explaining. They have little to no interest in real-life issues such as the survival of the human race.

2. Joe Moronchin.

"Bro...Joe Rogan is super liberal, bro." said the moronerate.

by rökken roller November 2, 2021

chump pileup

A bunnch of trumpsters blocking a motorway for some fucking reason.

Thousands of magamorons from New York to Texas and all the way to Colorado took part in chump pileups, shutting down roads and bridges.

by rökken roller November 2, 2020

Pencedejo

pencedejo /pɛnsˈdɛhəʊ/ noun America's stupid and contemptible 48th Vice President. A dumbass; creep.

Pencedejo visited a virology lab and was the only one not wearing a surgical mask.

Pencedejo is so fucking stupid he ignored a 'Do Not Touch' sign on a NASA satellite and went ahead and touched it.

by rökken roller April 28, 2020

Sticked and Ripped

Marine jargon for having third molars (wisdom teeth) removed. 'Sticked' with an anesthetic syringe, and teeth 'Ripped' out. Procedure is performed by an oral surgeon. Most Marines are required to have their wisom teeth removed in order to be in world wide deployable, ready to kill something condition. The term was coined in Marine Corps Air Station Iwakuni, Japan. Most Devil Dogs, however, get sticked and ripped during boot camp.

Private Schmuckatelly is at dental getting sticked and ripped, he will be sick in quarters for a few days recovering.

Hey doc, am I going to get some kind of pain medication after you stick and rip me?

by rökken roller November 1, 2012