Mentee

A word created sometime during the 20th
century by people who were ignorant of the
word protege.
My protege claims he was embarrassed to be
called a mentee.
by quesondriac August 11, 2010
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Janeane Garofalo

A comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on IMDB as an actress and about 100 entries as self. Accurately concluded Iraq did not have WMD's from not watching FOX news. Sports numerous tattoos and is 5'1" because she stunted her growth from smoking.
I saw Janeane Garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!
by quesondriac January 31, 2010
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Keep Close to the Willows

An Ozark verb meaning to be cautious. Conservative. Modest. Taken from a phrase used while skinny dipping in a willow bordered creek.
Keep close to the willows when you deal with a backstabbing gossip.
by quesondriac June 28, 2010
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Hmmm. Hmmm.

An often used expression from the Regular Show used as an affirmative statement and
also as a sarcastic way of saying "I told you so" or "You are ignorant".
After blocking a death punch from Rigby, Mordecai said
"Hmmm. Hmmm. You are never going to beat me at punchies!"
by quesondriac September 22, 2011
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dark money

Dark money is political campaign money that is not identified with it's contributor.
The big oil company used dark money to elect a candidate who would serve their interests.

No knew the big oil company contributed to the campaign because it was dark money.
by quesondriac January 20, 2014
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Badger and Skinny Pete

The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Breaking Bad.

Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.

In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.
Badger and Skinny Pete were always good for a laugh on Breaking Bad.
by quesondriac October 15, 2013
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Ayatula of Ashtabula

The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.

He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.
The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.
by quesondriac November 01, 2011
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