quesondriac's definitions

Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.

Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".

by quesondriac December 4, 2010

Akin Moment

When a politician says something stupid that offends people and gets a lot of bad press.
Especially when a man says something stupid about women.

During a U.S. Senate Race in Missouri, Todd Akin had an AKIN MOMENT when he said
that the female body can prevent pregnancy after a legitimate rape.

by quesondriac June 28, 2013

Velvet

Velvet was a black cat with the softest fur ever.

Velvet never hissed and gave love unconditionally.

by quesondriac December 2, 2013

Janeane Garofalo

A comedienne/actress/liberal activist with about 100 entries on IMDB as an actress and about 100 entries as self. Accurately concluded Iraq did not have WMD's from not watching FOX news. Sports numerous tattoos and is 5'1" because she stunted her growth from smoking.

I saw Janeane Garofalo smoking while she was walking her dog!

by quesondriac January 31, 2010

Mentee

A word created sometime during the 20th
century by people who were ignorant of the
word protege.

My protege claims he was embarrassed to be
called a mentee.

by quesondriac August 11, 2010

Hindenberg Heiny

The Oklahoma Version of a bubble butt.

The little boy at Walmart improved his view of the line by standing on his mommy's Hindenberg Heiny.

by quesondriac March 23, 2013

Stare Fest

A stare fest is a movie that can't seem to come up with good dialogue,

so it has people stare at one another. Usually blankly.

Twilight was such a stare fest!

by quesondriac December 31, 2013