quartz89's definitions
a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".
Dildo-Karate is amazing
by quartz89 February 1, 2022
Get the Dildo-Karatemug. by quartz89 January 11, 2022
Get the Pipstarmug. DipStickMcGee is better than Pixlate...
by quartz89 January 12, 2022
Get the DipStickMcGeemug. by quartz89 January 11, 2022
Get the Somgumdomeermug. by quartz89 January 26, 2022
Get the DATDmug. by quartz89 January 11, 2022
Get the Somgumdomeermug. Full of Jackbox Rule 34 lewd pics. Its so good. His desktop wallpaper a big photo of Ms. Bubbles lewd pic, and he's using that pic to motivate him in Job Job... now thats how pip won Job Job. 😏
by quartz89 February 9, 2022
Get the Pipstar's desktopmug.