Definitions by pureglaucoma

traffic hottie 

Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.

I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her.

traffic hottie by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010

D-turn

When one approaches a no U-turn sign, but must turn around regardless, so they make a left into a parking lot and go around, forming a D.

Girl: Fuck i missed the restaurant and i can't make any U-turns on this road!

Guy: Just make a D-turn.

Girl: wtf is a D-turn?

Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?

Girl: I'm sorry...

Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.

D-turn by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010

tranbush 

When one is surfing for pornography on the internet and unintentionally stumbles upon transvestite porn, they have been tranbushed. Initial shock effects that occur when one has been severely tranbushed can include but are not limited to; permanent psychosis, life long abstinence, loss of consciousness, cardiac arrest, projectile vomiting, and limp dick.

1) Billy went on his dad's computer to look at adult entertainment but was tranbushed and he instantly fainted. He awoke 6 hours later to a very disappointed father.

tranbush by pureglaucoma July 6, 2010