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Arabian Bluetooth

When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.
You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!

Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011
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Call of Du-date

When two people (usually guys) start talking about Call of Duty, exchange gamertags or whatever the hell PS3 calls it, and set a definitive time to play. Easier to arrange than normal dates.
Mac: Hey what are you gonna be doing after work?

Tod: Just got that Black Ops son.

Mac: NO SHIT?? Me too, XBOX or PS3??

Tod: XBOX 360 all the way dude.

Mac: Oh dude give me your gamertag and we'll rape some cats later.

Tod: It's a call of du-date.

Mac: Ok fag, hit me up later.
by pureglaucoma January 5, 2011
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D-turn

When one approaches a no U-turn sign, but must turn around regardless, so they make a left into a parking lot and go around, forming a D.
Girl: Fuck i missed the restaurant and i can't make any U-turns on this road!

Guy: Just make a D-turn.

Girl: wtf is a D-turn?

Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?

Girl: I'm sorry...

Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010
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