Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.
by pureglaucoma September 15, 2010
A true winner. A mystifying odyssey that refuses to stop calling itself Charlie Sheen. Also, a drug that will melt your face off and explode your body, unless you are Charlie Sheen when you take it. Again, so fucking winning it's ridiculous. He is self defined as a" High Priest Vatican Assassin Warlock", and clearly doesn't give a fuck if you don't understand it. Most of the time, and this includes naps, he's an F-18 bro, and he WILL destroy you in the air, if he doesn't deploy his ordinance to the ground of course. So clear the fuckin' way for Charlie Sheen because he is just that bi-winning.
I am on a drug. It's called CHARLIE SHEEN. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
by pureglaucoma March 05, 2011
When one approaches a no U-turn sign, but must turn around regardless, so they make a left into a parking lot and go around, forming a D.
Girl: Fuck i missed the restaurant and i can't make any U-turns on this road!
Guy: Just make a D-turn.
Girl: wtf is a D-turn?
Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?
Girl: I'm sorry...
Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
Guy: Just make a D-turn.
Girl: wtf is a D-turn?
Guy: DAMN LOOK IT UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY. MUST YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING?
Girl: I'm sorry...
Guy: It's ok, just let me drive and give me some car head and we'll get there.
by pureglaucoma September 15, 2010