1) The middle, 15th, of March. Caesar (Julius) was told to be cautious of this day and the forwarning was clearly valid.
2) An excellent metal tune by Iron Maiden.
2) An excellent metal tune by Iron Maiden.
1) "Caesar...beware the ides of March!"
2) "The Ides of March is a heavy tune from a heavy band with clear and present "warning" lyrics!"
2) "The Ides of March is a heavy tune from a heavy band with clear and present "warning" lyrics!"
by psiscott2000 April 23, 2006
The correct way of SAYING the short form of pissed off or pissed-off. Pronounced 'peed oh'. Many have put the 'd' sound at the end of the acronym which is truly incorrect. Much the same as 'O'd K' or 'owed kay' would not be correct when trying to say 'okayed' as in: "He okayed the project; we can start on Monday." Or: "He OK'd the project..."
To say 'pee owed' is as to lengthen it to 'piss offed.' Which makes absolutely no sense unless you are on acid or fried some other way.
To say 'pee owed' is as to lengthen it to 'piss offed.' Which makes absolutely no sense unless you are on acid or fried some other way.
by psiscott2000 April 12, 2006
1) Jigmond: "It's here...you know what I'm sayin'...ya know w'am sayin', you know what I'm sayin' yo....you know..yo...yo...ya know beeitch...you know what I'm sayin'..
Trisha: "Well, I know that you're saying 'you know what I'm sayin' a lot and I am about to hoof you in the nuts ass-munch!"
2) Danton: "Yo, you...you know what I'm sayin'...you know what I'm sayin'....yo..yo..you know....you know what I'm saying...bitch...you know what I'm sayin' !!?"
Sir Jon (Danton's English teacher): "I think the question should be 'Do YOU know what the fuck you're saying!!?"
Trisha: "Well, I know that you're saying 'you know what I'm sayin' a lot and I am about to hoof you in the nuts ass-munch!"
2) Danton: "Yo, you...you know what I'm sayin'...you know what I'm sayin'....yo..yo..you know....you know what I'm saying...bitch...you know what I'm sayin' !!?"
Sir Jon (Danton's English teacher): "I think the question should be 'Do YOU know what the fuck you're saying!!?"
by psiscott2000 April 12, 2006
A device used to zip across the water while being toed by a boat. A watersport device used to body-surf behind a ski-boat. A surfing like device - usually round and flared upwards at the edges - used to skim across the water at high speeds behind a ski-boat.
Max: "Do you want to do some skiing today?"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"
Scott: "Nah, lets get the sea biscuit out and get crazy on that glassy water!"
by psiscott2000 April 12, 2006
1) A guy who could use some more muscle.
2) A guy in the gym who is not very large and is called this by the juice users or gym rats.
3) A guy in the gym who walks around as if he were large - but isn't - and is called this by larger guys as a cut-down and derogation of his vanity.
2) A guy in the gym who is not very large and is called this by the juice users or gym rats.
3) A guy in the gym who walks around as if he were large - but isn't - and is called this by larger guys as a cut-down and derogation of his vanity.
1) "Mike is 6 foot 4 and 125 pounds. He needs to eat more; he looks like a friggin' bonerack."
2) Mick: "Look at that bonerack trying to press 180 pounds."
Jake: "Yea, he could use some help from our buddy Winni!"
3) Tom Cruise: "Move aside gents, I need to fix the machine. Me that is; I am the machine. Just measured the pipes yesterday; a solid 12 inches!"
Jake: - *purposely bumping into Tom and knocking him to the ground* - "Oh, sorry Mr. Bonerack Cruiser, I didn't see you there; you must have been standing sideways."
2) Mick: "Look at that bonerack trying to press 180 pounds."
Jake: "Yea, he could use some help from our buddy Winni!"
3) Tom Cruise: "Move aside gents, I need to fix the machine. Me that is; I am the machine. Just measured the pipes yesterday; a solid 12 inches!"
Jake: - *purposely bumping into Tom and knocking him to the ground* - "Oh, sorry Mr. Bonerack Cruiser, I didn't see you there; you must have been standing sideways."
by psiscott2000 April 12, 2006
There is no such thing as a 'good' loser, there is only a 'fucking loser'!
Jon: - *Beating the table because he lost another game of Holdem. - * "Fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking cards, fuck, fucking godamned fucking all-inners, fuuuuuuuck!!!!"
Scott: "Jonny, JONNY, settle down, try to take it like a man, be a good loser dude!"
Jon: "There is NO such thing as a 'GOOD' loser, there is only a fucking loser!"
Scott: "Jonny, JONNY, settle down, try to take it like a man, be a good loser dude!"
Jon: "There is NO such thing as a 'GOOD' loser, there is only a fucking loser!"
by psiscott2000 April 12, 2006
1) 12 year old: "What did your mom do when she found the cigarettes?"
13 year old: "She balled me out; told me I could die before I was twenty."
2) A man is cycling comfortably along a busy street and decides to accelerate when he sees the traffic light ahead change to amber. He stands high on the pedals and pumps harder and harder until his left foot slips at the same time his tire catches a sewer grate. He is rapidly shifted forwards forcing him to firmly and squarely straddle the center-post of the handle bars which catch his shorts. The bike is partially wedged by the front tire in the sewer grate but the force of his crotch ALONE lurches the bike out of the grate where he somersaults - bike fully attached solely to his crotch - through the entire intersection. While lying there unconscious, an onlooker can see the skin of his scrotum tightly twisted around the one handle bar with a flattened dark blue testicle clearly seen through the thinned skin.
Onlooker: "Maaaaan, that guy just got SEEEeeeriously balled out!!!"
13 year old: "She balled me out; told me I could die before I was twenty."
2) A man is cycling comfortably along a busy street and decides to accelerate when he sees the traffic light ahead change to amber. He stands high on the pedals and pumps harder and harder until his left foot slips at the same time his tire catches a sewer grate. He is rapidly shifted forwards forcing him to firmly and squarely straddle the center-post of the handle bars which catch his shorts. The bike is partially wedged by the front tire in the sewer grate but the force of his crotch ALONE lurches the bike out of the grate where he somersaults - bike fully attached solely to his crotch - through the entire intersection. While lying there unconscious, an onlooker can see the skin of his scrotum tightly twisted around the one handle bar with a flattened dark blue testicle clearly seen through the thinned skin.
Onlooker: "Maaaaan, that guy just got SEEEeeeriously balled out!!!"
by psiscott2000 April 12, 2006