nastard

a nasty bastard.

"Fuck him! He's a dirty nastard."

by ProgPrincess August 28, 2009

Frojects

A residence that one thinks is akin to 'the projects', but really is not at all the same.

"Yo, last week in my frojects, some dude tried to jack a magazine I was throwing out."

by ProgPrincess October 20, 2009

nonversation

A conversation in which three or more people are involved in a discussion, but one person (usually the same person) is consistently & completely unheard/ignored.

"I was excited to go out with Topher & our friend Ascott, but when we got back to our apartment, the typical nonversation ensued. I didn't speak for a good five hours, at least. Another disappointing night."

by ProgPrincess November 14, 2009

soulnumbing conversation

A conversation that is so detrimental to one's self that it not only numbs one's mind, it numbs one's soul.

"At a party at a friend's house, one of the guests locked me into the most soulnumbing conversations. I left the conversation feeling empty & slightly violated."

by ProgPrincess January 01, 2010

darp

stretchy dick with excess skin; if played as an instrument, it would be a harp.

"I was really surprised when I came home & found my boyfriend just out of the shower playing his darp to Kenny G's greatest hits."

by ProgPrincess September 06, 2009

Straycrusher

A completely arbitrary, unending bout of constant bickering between two parties who, knowing they will never come to an agreement, continue their mind-numbing debate.

"My boyfriend & a mutual friend of ours have spent the past three & a half hours, at least, in the same straycrusher...despite my many, many pleas for them to please drop it."

by ProgPrincess October 24, 2009

lientology

The study of the science/art of lying.

"My boyfriend just got his PhD. in Lientology. He was valedictorian of his class. It just comes so naturally to him."

by ProgPrincess September 13, 2009