Definitions by pp wolloy

Dongpoint 

The apex of a dong when mapped as a 2D mathematical graph. When extrapolated, the turning point is defined as the Dongpoint.

Alternatively, it can be characterised as a deeply philosophical question some penises ask upon ejaculation. Normally, he questions the creation of the universe or is seen riding the existential roundabout.

'Sir, I have found the Dongpoint on this particular graaph'
'Chuffing good work Porter!'

'Derek! Your penis makes me think too much during sex!'

Dongpoint by pp wolloy February 21, 2022

Slipman 

A man who is often seen escaping the grasp of fishermen.

He is usually well oiled upon catching and has an abnormally long and shaft like torso.

A Slipman often has a close call when he is caught but will always escape to swim in the sea again.

'Caught two pikes and a Slipman'
'How big?'
'Yeah big'
'Cool'

Slipman by pp wolloy February 21, 2022

Pogo Nob 

When one jumps onto the bed with too much conviction and spritliness, so much so that their fallus recoils, propelling the person up to 20ft in the air.

Linked to pressurised cock.

'I heard Hughes got into bed with Janet'
'Yeah I heard he acquired a Pogo Nob at night. Broke his fucking neck, poor sod.

Pogo Nob by pp wolloy February 21, 2022

sprongus 

A sprongus is the word describing the exclamation that comes when one witnesses an animal with an unexpected hole.

'Oh jeez Tony! Is that a cow with a bloody hole in its side?'
'SpRonGUs!'

sprongus by pp wolloy March 5, 2021