pornstitute's definitions

schwarzenegger

To extort yourself a gig in the film business, knowing where the suspiciously sourced IP cam from.

That man clearly schwarzeneggered hinself a gig.

by pornstitute July 13, 2024

Micromegas Complex

To view other human beings, largely, as a fascination or a sociological zoo or study subject or subjects. Based on Voltaire's Sci-Fi story and character Micromegas.

I watch porn with a Micromegas Complex. or My Micromegas Complex makes social situations difficult.

by pornstitute February 12, 2020

Cis

Born As

He's cisgender.

by pornstitute June 26, 2023

Geo

Meaning non or not-a as in the context of the term Libertarian.

The Geo"Libertarian" opposes Property Rights.

by pornstitute February 6, 2024

Herpesapian

Reptile or Reptilish humanoid or sapient being. Sometimes thought of as Sumerian.

That Magyar is a Herpesapian

by pornstitute February 22, 2023

Snoped

When someone takes your satire or joke too seriously. Like literal truth and tries or demands a fact check, even complains about the errors.

Huffinglue Post was Snoped!

by pornstitute November 28, 2019

Hillbilly Head

When a woman passes out on your crotch and vomits on your dick.

He was so desperate he grabbed that passed out girl and got some hillbilly head.

by pornstitute February 18, 2023