Pee ruse

Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.

Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse.

by pooter diddler September 23, 2014

Ham Master

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.

Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!

by pooter diddler May 08, 2015

slimebasher

A greasy bastard with substandard morals. Degenerate filth if you will. A master of slippery slime.

Bro, did you hear about Tyson Gallant? He is such a slimebasher!

by pooter diddler May 08, 2015

Greasy Muchacho

A sweaty jabroni known to frequent barbecue joints. Does not shower, has mustard stained clothing, and typically wears a cowboy hat.

This would be a classy barbecue function if it weren't for that Greasy Muchacho soaked in mustard over there!

by pooter diddler July 18, 2017

Lee pee pants

That guy who is always pissing his pants. An individual with poor bladder control.

Bro, there goes that Lee pee pants. His trousers are soaked!

by pooter diddler September 23, 2014

Lipjacking

Talking shit to someone, trying to start a fight or brawl.

Hey Tim, You got my back? These fools over there are lipjacking me!

by pooter diddler April 04, 2015

Trout Gobbler

That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.

Bro, did you hear about Lee? He went down on another nasty vagina. He's such a trout gobbler.

by pooter diddler June 27, 2014