9 definitions by pooter diddler
by pooter diddler September 23, 2014
That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.
by pooter diddler June 27, 2014
Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.
My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.
by pooter diddler October 9, 2013
by pooter diddler May 8, 2015
A sweaty jabroni known to frequent barbecue joints. Does not shower, has mustard stained clothing, and typically wears a cowboy hat.
This would be a classy barbecue function if it weren't for that Greasy Muchacho soaked in mustard over there!
by pooter diddler July 18, 2017
by pooter diddler April 4, 2015
Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.
by pooter diddler September 23, 2014