pooter diddler's definitions

poo ruse

Faking having to take a dump to opt out of doing something you don't want to do. A fecal ploy of sorts.

My mom asked me to help her with the dishes. I told her I had to poop and bailed. It was a total poo ruse.

by pooter diddler October 9, 2013

slimebasher

A greasy bastard with substandard morals. Degenerate filth if you will. A master of slippery slime.

Bro, did you hear about Tyson Gallant? He is such a slimebasher!

by pooter diddler May 9, 2015

Pee ruse

Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.

Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse.

by pooter diddler September 23, 2014

midnight pickler

That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.

Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.

by pooter diddler October 28, 2013

Trout Gobbler

That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.

Bro, did you hear about Lee? He went down on another nasty vagina. He's such a trout gobbler.

by pooter diddler June 26, 2014

Greasy Muchacho

A sweaty jabroni known to frequent barbecue joints. Does not shower, has mustard stained clothing, and typically wears a cowboy hat.

This would be a classy barbecue function if it weren't for that Greasy Muchacho soaked in mustard over there!

by pooter diddler July 19, 2017

Lipjacking

Talking shit to someone, trying to start a fight or brawl.

Hey Tim, You got my back? These fools over there are lipjacking me!

by pooter diddler April 4, 2015