Definitions by pooter diddler

Greasy Muchacho 

A sweaty jabroni known to frequent barbecue joints. Does not shower, has mustard stained clothing, and typically wears a cowboy hat.

This would be a classy barbecue function if it weren't for that Greasy Muchacho soaked in mustard over there!

Greasy Muchacho by pooter diddler July 19, 2017

slimebasher 

A greasy bastard with substandard morals. Degenerate filth if you will. A master of slippery slime.

Bro, did you hear about Tyson Gallant? He is such a slimebasher!

slimebasher by pooter diddler May 9, 2015

Ham Master 

The man or woman with extreme skills cooking a piggy. Legendary bacon skills indeed. A pineapple ham extremist of sorts. Ham Masters are very valuable to social functions.

Yo Jeev, I am planning a barbecue of epic proportions, is there any chance you could get us a ham master? I am looking to impress!

Ham Master by pooter diddler May 9, 2015

Lipjacking 

Talking shit to someone, trying to start a fight or brawl.

Hey Tim, You got my back? These fools over there are lipjacking me!

Lipjacking by pooter diddler April 4, 2015

Pee ruse 

Telling someone that they peed their pants while drunk when it was really you who peed. A piss frame of sorts.

Lee Proudlock pissed all over the place and blamed Neal. It was a total pee ruse.

Pee ruse by pooter diddler September 23, 2014

Lee pee pants 

That guy who is always pissing his pants. An individual with poor bladder control.

Bro, there goes that Lee pee pants. His trousers are soaked!

Lee pee pants by pooter diddler September 23, 2014

Trout Gobbler 

That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.

Bro, did you hear about Lee? He went down on another nasty vagina. He's such a trout gobbler.

Trout Gobbler by pooter diddler June 26, 2014