poo's definitions

Skeg Vegas

The party town on east coast of England. Get your dollar out.

Dirty Inbred apes.

by Poo January 17, 2004

testicular mass

a measure of the size of ones charactor

"Man, you aint got the testicular mass"

by poo June 5, 2003

Ass Shaver

To Shave your ass

I bought an ass shaver to get those hard to reach butt hairs!

by poo June 17, 2004

no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

by poo January 31, 2022

doubt, massive doubt

dont know wot it means but ask any townie

tom - "i run 14 miles a day"
jane - "doubt, massive doubt"

by poo July 30, 2004

beastiality

Sexual relations with animals. Snakes, Dogs, Cats, Horses, Goats... etc. Hard sex with hot-sweaty farm anamals

Len don't watch this stuff you sick person

by poo September 15, 2006

well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

by poo July 30, 2004