A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
by PMax May 09, 2008
Get the Toyota Lard Cruisermug. Code for knee grow, with patella substituted for knee and expand substituted for grow. It is a subtle way of saying negro or to otherwise refer to an African American in a coded way.
Cori: "Who am I looking for?"
Craig: "He's right there."
Cori: "Who? Which person?"
Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."
Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "
Craig: "He's right there."
Cori: "Who? Which person?"
Craig: "The . . . uh . . . patella expand."
Cori: "Oh, I see; he is right there . . . "
by PMax February 11, 2008
Get the patella expandmug. I went to Bob's house and his mom made us chili for dinner. I had to get away to the can but she kept talking and talking until I just had to blast an air biscuit her way because she had become such a MILFO.
by PMax January 30, 2009
Get the MILFOmug. Look at that girl in the low cut top by the bar. She's rather blimpy, with those big jugs spilling out everywhere.
by PMax March 15, 2008
Get the blimpymug. Someone who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick. A hogger. Someone who plays nail the whale; a chubby chaser; someone afflicted with beer goggles.
by PMax March 15, 2008
Get the fattybangermug. A sequel to the movie Revenge of the Nerds in which Lewis and Gilbert, Wormser, Takashi, Poindexter, Lamar Latrell and Booger once again face off against jocks and cheerleaders and prevail, winning cute girlfriends and putting on a rap concert.
Revenge of the Nerds was great. I'm glad it had a sequel, Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise, that was also pretty darn good.
by PMax February 12, 2008
Get the Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradisemug. by PMax January 30, 2009
Get the MILCHmug.