placebo's definitions
Visual orgasm. The next Unreal Tournament, scheduled for a late 2006 release. Nothing looks this good and runs in realtime.
"Mom, can I have three thousand dollars?"
"Why?"
"I need to upgrade my computer for Unreal Tournament 2007!"
"Why?"
"I need to upgrade my computer for Unreal Tournament 2007!"
by placebo September 22, 2005

Probably the most overhyped and under-delivering event in all of the gaming industry. Basically an excuse for pasty white "industry leaders" to go and hit on the chicks at the Vampire: Masquerade booth.
by placebo February 9, 2005

An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same.
me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"
SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"
me: "It's L."
SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"
SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"
me: "It's L."
SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"
by placebo February 1, 2005

by placebo February 11, 2005

by placebo February 17, 2005

by placebo February 11, 2005

An text-smilie with a usage somewhere between 'lol' and ':D'. Visually similar to the clenched eyes of South Park characters.
by placebo February 13, 2005
