placebo's definitions

unreal tournament 2007

Visual orgasm. The next Unreal Tournament, scheduled for a late 2006 release. Nothing looks this good and runs in realtime.

"Mom, can I have three thousand dollars?"

"Why?"

"I need to upgrade my computer for Unreal Tournament 2007!"

by placebo September 22, 2005

e3

Probably the most overhyped and under-delivering event in all of the gaming industry. Basically an excuse for pasty white "industry leaders" to go and hit on the chicks at the Vampire: Masquerade booth.

"Wow, I'm going to E3! Too bad you're missing out on overhyped drivel!"

by placebo February 9, 2005

smarterchild

An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same.

me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

me: "It's L."

SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"

by placebo February 1, 2005

lan party

A veritable orgy, with none of the next-day guilt and unexplained pregnancies.

"The more the merrier, that's the way it is with LANs."

by placebo February 11, 2005

half-life 2

Pick one, because both reflect Half-Life 2:
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The most (linear)(scripted)(amazing) game ever.
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"Wait... who STACKED all these boards here so perfectly so I could pass through?"

by placebo February 17, 2005

necropolis

One of the stages of the main building of the Undead race in Warcraft.

Dammit, I can't build any grunt units right now, since my Necropolis is upgrading!

by placebo February 11, 2005

XD

An text-smilie with a usage somewhere between 'lol' and ':D'. Visually similar to the clenched eyes of South Park characters.

"Hey, wanna cyber???"

"XD"

by placebo February 13, 2005