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Definitions by placebo

"Goat.cx's fine perfection and tender self-reflection lends flavor to its intellectual nature."
goat.cx by placebo February 3, 2005

call waiting face off 

A friendly way of saying "I don't want to talk to you anymore".
Me: "Hey, wanna do something Friday night?"

Her: "Oops, looks like I've got a call on the other line!"
call waiting face off by placebo February 3, 2005

smarterchild

An AIM bot that doesn't possess the ability to follow more than two lines of conversation; ie, is totally oblivious to whatever led up to the current reply. However, SmarterChild responds with dutiful innocence to any sort of cruel trick you play on it, so it's amusing all the same.
me: "What is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

SmarterChild: "I don't know, what is the letter that comes after K in the alphabet?"

me: "It's L."

SmarterChild: "It's L? What is that supposed to mean?"
smarterchild by placebo February 1, 2005

world of warcraft 

A game that manages by some divine power to completely waste your life and lets you have fun while doing so.
"I'm $50,000 into debt because of all the gold I bought off of ige.com, and I have to pay child support for my wife who divorced me, but I'm happy, because I have a Level 50 Palladin and can gank all the noobs I want."
world of warcraft by placebo February 1, 2005
An internet site that sells Gold and Silver, the virtual currencies of World of Warcraft, for US Dollars, the real currency of the United States of America. Also known as a huge ripoff, also known as a boon for spoiled WoW noobs who want to buy armor that that's recommended for players twice their level.

However, if you're an avid World of Warcraft player that's near or at the level cap, you can sell gold to IGE for real money, and potentially offset the $14 a month you pay for the game itself. Get rich quick.

IGE also trades in the currencies from other games, although nobody plays Everquest or FFO anyways, so it's not really notable.
"Wow, I'm pulling in $50 a month selling my gold to IGE"
ige.com by placebo February 1, 2005

Mac OS X 

The most versatile, elegant, and powerful offering currently on the market. Mac OS X possesses a solid UNIX core for server work and tweaking, and yet also has a beautifully thought out and designed interface called Aqua. The current version as of this posting is 10.3, and 10.4 will be coming out soon. 10.4 will feature metadata searching and Coreimage GPU-based real-time image processing
Mac OS X by placebo January 31, 2005
The honed science of painstakingly designing young Japanese girls with the greatest rapability ever imagined.
"Holy shit, look at that hentai, it's like each sweat pore deserves penetration!"
hentai by placebo January 26, 2005