Definitions by pize

Rizzy Reap

When the act of speeking more closely resembles the the Grim Reaper singing your death chant.

{Hollering upstairs in a voice of doom} "Jonpaul!"

Rizzy Reap by Pize October 13, 2004

Pized Out

The Holy Grail. When, through speech, bodily movements, or other indescribable means, one is so vividly amazing as to make married women lust after him, and induces a bow from Jesus himself.

{After someone not-in-the-know inquires as to what all the commotion is over, and why all the birds are trying to hook-up with Pize} "Okay, dude, where have you been? Did you not just see him Pize Out?"

Pized Out by Pize October 13, 2004

Pize's Pad 

Gay. Fuckin' extremely gay. A place we could call home. No beer drank, no la' la' la' smoked, no penises inserted into vaginas, no nuclear wasteland scenery in the morning, no brawls, and lots of happy neighbors. Pize's Pad has many iterations, though its original incarnation, affectionately referred to as Pize's Pad OG, is where the notoriety of the tenant and his friends first began. Also labeled the "Den of Inequity" by Rizzy Reap.

{Upon waking up at 3PM, and being under the impression you have a gaping head wound, only to open your bedroom door to face your mother} "Where were you last night?!" "Holy shit mom, I feel fucking badass... Oh I was at Pize's Pad."
{The mother subsequently smiles and cooks lunch}

Pize's Pad by Pize October 13, 2004

Hater-Damnation 

A Green 1999 Pontiac Grand-am Sedan with a tint, and without a spoiler, that is owned by someone other than Pize. This is especially true if the owner is a fat jige that spends more money at the Wilbarger self car wash than he does on his family.

{Headed to Pize's Pad while driving down Wilbarger St.} "Goddamnit Son of A Bitch! There's Hater-Damnation AGAIN! Dude's got a life"

Hater-Damnation by Pize October 13, 2004

Rapeshit 

Extremely volatile word stemming from the demented regions of Raag's mind. Used in the most heated of arguments, or also when one climaxes and aims to completely freak out his partner. (Note: This word has proven ineffective in courting a bird)

{As you climax} "Oh RAPESHIT! RAPESHIT! RAPESHIT!" {Gasp... Slap}

Rapeshit by Pize October 13, 2004

Releasing The Stub 

The process of sitting on the couch and managing to cross one's legs just so, so that one's flacid penis effortlessly dangles from the bottom of one's shorts, all the while entertaining one's high school aged son's friends after dinner. Naturally, one of the friends catches a glimpse, and proclaims Yo Sr. to have been "Releasing the Stub." Not to be overused.

{In a hysterical laughter at an after-party} "Well, you never release the stub Raag. It ain't genetical."

Releasing The Stub by Pize October 13, 2004