A monkey's asshole. Used for insults and lack of come backs.
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Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.
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Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom, your face, and monkeybone come backs.
bob: You are a motley fool.
girl: Suck monkeyhole!
(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)
girl: Suck monkeyhole!
(It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't actually attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.)
by Pitoyable May 09, 2005
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a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.
b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.
c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.
a.) A person who tells lies to get out of bad situations.
b.) A person that chats with someone who is incapable of understanding sarcasm.
c.) A person who lies to get in good with another.
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Used as a insult or a friendly come back.
It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.
*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."
Used as a insult or a friendly come back.
It's technically impossible to suck a monkey's asshole, so don't attempt it. The phrase "suck monkeyhole" is said to someone that is so full of shit, that they should go suck the shit out of a monkey's asshole to keep a steady supply.
*Literal translation for "suck monkeyhole": "You are such an asshole, whether it's intentional or not. For your own good, you should take a straw, shove it up a monkey's asshole, and suck real hard. Make sure you get as much shit as possible, because you're spitting so much out now that you may be running low on your shit-supply. I'm only telling you this because I love you."
by Pitoyable May 09, 2005
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Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
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Came into use when a girl got tired of your mom and your face insults.
bob: you are a motley fool.
girl: You suck monkeybone.
boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
girl: You suck monkeybone.
boy 1: Say what? That don't make no sense.
boy 2: You're so hard-headed.
random boy: Yeah, you're such a monkeybone.
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When my mother was in her drag king attire, I could not have picked her out of a line of dirty old men.
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